My ex-daughter-in-law was born on Christmas Day. We all took care of that - she opened Christmas presents on Christmas Eve, birthday presents on Christmas.
Starker here, my daughter's birthday is Dec 1st. After celebrating with her we'd wait a week before decorating. It was for her benefit. That's my story, and I'm sticking with it. Merry Christmas & Hope you make it to New Year.
I have my oldest brother, born on Dec. 23. He just turned 70. I also have a friend born on February 29th. That one has to suck. I am not sure how she celebrated that one. I think she is the same age as my brother.
#1: It's crazy how many real estate ladies in my city are using the same headshot they had 30 years ago.
#2: FACTS
#6: Petite little stripper body, and a Game of Thrones zombie wight face. Poor thing.
#7: That's the "I can count to potato" girl I think. Coming up on the 20th anniversary of her first meme next year. She's actually had a good life from what I recall but every once in a while some media outlet does an article on her and the internet trolls move in for a new round of savagery. The best thing that could happen to her is the world forgets about her and she can just be allowed to exist.
#10: I've had relationships with drug addicts, this speaks to me on a personal level.
#11: Crazy how many chicks are drawn to complete losers. Pro tip: if he resembles this, he's a complete loser. And if he's selling, he's going to prison or a morgue, sooner than later. Walk away.
#13: I stuck a lamp cord with two stripped ends (my grandfather's idea of replacing a plug) into a socket once at about that age, and the giant ensuing spark scared the shit out of me, almost literally. That's how I learned not to fuck around with sockets. Later learned the basics from my dad who actually had a clue. And I never heard him yell "WHAT THE FUCK?" more than after my parents bought my grandparent's house and he started updating the wiring.
#17: 2 year pandemic rent freeze in my city, but 100% of "exception requests" got approved.
#18: I curse less than I used to. I'll curse around a person who conflates cursing with a low IQ, and then go out of my way to prove I'm somehow better than that person, because if fucking drives me up the wall when someone thinks that way. That's my main remaining petty personality trait.
#19: At least that's an accurate way to describe what a cowboy actually is. People have no clue.
#20: Yeah, encounters like this were my fantasy when I was his age. It never happened.
#1. So true.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Kenny.
ReplyDelete#1 is so very true!
ReplyDelete#20, *nods sagely*
ReplyDeleteUh huh- every year, every fucking year. Yes. #4. I was born on Dec 24 ( son born on the 24th ). Sheesh
ReplyDeleteMy ex-daughter-in-law was born on Christmas Day. We all took care of that - she opened Christmas presents on Christmas Eve, birthday presents on Christmas.
DeleteI had a buddy named Noel, born on Christmas. His folks gave him an "antipodal birthday" in June. He seemed okay with it.
DeleteStarker here, my daughter's birthday is Dec 1st. After celebrating with her we'd wait a week before decorating. It was for her benefit. That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas & Hope you make it to New Year.
I have my oldest brother, born on Dec. 23. He just turned 70. I also have a friend born on February 29th. That one has to suck. I am not sure how she celebrated that one. I think she is the same age as my brother.
ReplyDeleteMany years ago, I posted #2 on Feces Book and they put me in "jail" for two weeks. They just don't like the truth.
ReplyDelete#1: It's crazy how many real estate ladies in my city are using the same headshot they had 30 years ago.
ReplyDelete#2: FACTS
#6: Petite little stripper body, and a Game of Thrones zombie wight face. Poor thing.
#7: That's the "I can count to potato" girl I think. Coming up on the 20th anniversary of her first meme next year. She's actually had a good life from what I recall but every once in a while some media outlet does an article on her and the internet trolls move in for a new round of savagery. The best thing that could happen to her is the world forgets about her and she can just be allowed to exist.
#10: I've had relationships with drug addicts, this speaks to me on a personal level.
#11: Crazy how many chicks are drawn to complete losers. Pro tip: if he resembles this, he's a complete loser. And if he's selling, he's going to prison or a morgue, sooner than later. Walk away.
#13: I stuck a lamp cord with two stripped ends (my grandfather's idea of replacing a plug) into a socket once at about that age, and the giant ensuing spark scared the shit out of me, almost literally. That's how I learned not to fuck around with sockets. Later learned the basics from my dad who actually had a clue. And I never heard him yell "WHAT THE FUCK?" more than after my parents bought my grandparent's house and he started updating the wiring.
#17: 2 year pandemic rent freeze in my city, but 100% of "exception requests" got approved.
#18: I curse less than I used to. I'll curse around a person who conflates cursing with a low IQ, and then go out of my way to prove I'm somehow better than that person, because if fucking drives me up the wall when someone thinks that way. That's my main remaining petty personality trait.
#19: At least that's an accurate way to describe what a cowboy actually is. People have no clue.
#20: Yeah, encounters like this were my fantasy when I was his age. It never happened.
#13 if it happens more than once with that kid, put him up for adoption.
ReplyDelete#20 The babe in that pic is hot, however, most single moms are not fuckable .. which is largely why they are single.
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