#17, I never went to bars or clubs, except to play music. Honest. But when I did start playing music, you would not believe the things that I saw, as a non drinking member of the band, from the stage. The most disgusting one, was a girl who was about a 7 out of 10, with a guy she found who was maybe a 3 our of 10, on a dark night, hanging all over him, dancing to all the songs we played, with her hands on his front trying to get him off right there. We went on break, and they headed to the men's room, where they finished whatever they started I guess. The owners, two young women, must not have seen any of this. But someone told one of them because they kicked them both out, and barred them from the place. Most of the places we played at were decent enough that a husband would be comfortable bringing his wife there. The bar or club owners liked us because of that, since they made much more money from decent people rather than trouble makers or kids, who would nurse a draft beer, and on breaks of the band, go into the parking lot and do drugs. I actually knew a woman who owned a bar all by herself. She refused to sell tequila by the shot, because people got to screwed up that way and she didn't want to have to deal with that type of crowd.
#20 for the win!
ReplyDelete#5 - Trailer Park Boys. One of my faves.
ReplyDeleteYey! #15,you sick bastard
ReplyDelete#6 Mr Jim Lahey trailer park supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park may he rest in peace!
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#5 not #6
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#1-truth. We always remove the "forehead targets" when we get new watch caps. And I hate logo gear anyway.
ReplyDeleteWhat is #7 showing?
ReplyDeleteHe's sucking the air clean out of that bag smelling the weed.
DeleteJesus! I must be old, I thought Barbara Billingsley was a looker watching reruns in the 70s.
ReplyDeleteShe's no Miss Landers, though.
Delete"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?"
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DeleteWhat about Thelma Lou, Barney's girlfriend?
Delete#15 is perfect,
ReplyDelete#20, oh, look, she's humping rover again.
All the girls and bois are rocking Carhartt now it seems. That's the shit that ruined Levis, if they find Rustler at Walmart I'm doomed.
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#17, I never went to bars or clubs, except to play music. Honest. But when I did start playing music, you would not believe the things that I saw, as a non drinking member of the band, from the stage.
ReplyDeleteThe most disgusting one, was a girl who was about a 7 out of 10, with a guy she found who was maybe a 3 our of 10, on a dark night, hanging all over him, dancing to all the songs we played, with her hands on his front trying to get him off right there.
We went on break, and they headed to the men's room, where they finished whatever they started I guess. The owners, two young women, must not have seen any of this. But someone told one of them because they kicked them both out, and barred them from the place.
Most of the places we played at were decent enough that a husband would be comfortable bringing his wife there. The bar or club owners liked us because of that, since they made much more money from decent people rather than trouble makers or kids, who would nurse a draft beer, and on breaks of the band, go into the parking lot and do drugs.
I actually knew a woman who owned a bar all by herself. She refused to sell tequila by the shot, because people got to screwed up that way and she didn't want to have to deal with that type of crowd.
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ReplyDeleteOh Ward...Don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?
My favorite line was Eddie Haskell walking into the kitchen and saying, "Hey Mrs. Cleaver, how's the Beaver"?
DeleteRe: #1....made a pact with myself about 5 years ago... when all my labelled t-shirts are worn out: I'm not going to be a "billboard" for any company.
ReplyDelete16 - Chainsaw wound in a gorillas back. 😶
ReplyDelete18 - June was always hot.
18 I'd hit it
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