We had guns all over the house my mom wouldn't let me ride a bike till I was 10, because you can get killed riding one of those..(she was a nurse and had seen it all).. guns? No problem as long as you follow the hunters safety course, and we always did that. Got my first and only merit badge in scouts for marksmanship, the only one I cared about..
#11, I had the .22 cal. drilled out starter pistol. Pull the trigger and there’s no telling where the slug will go.
ReplyDeleteWatched one of those violently go to pieces when the trigger was pulled.
DeleteI had one of those too. repaired it with electrical tape. Win!
DeleteMy .25 is sitting in the top dresser drawer. Haven't shot the thing in decades.
DeleteThere's a lot of genius right there.
ReplyDelete#14: you can add Canada to that
ReplyDeleteShit. I didn't have a .25 until I was 16.
ReplyDelete#11. Still have one of those around the house somewhere.
ReplyDeleteWe had guns all over the house my mom wouldn't let me ride a bike till I was 10, because you can get killed riding one of those..(she was a nurse and had seen it all).. guns? No problem as long as you follow the hunters safety course, and we always did that. Got my first and only merit badge in scouts for marksmanship, the only one I cared about..
ReplyDelete#19 should be added to #1.
ReplyDeletePlease explain # 16. I know who Elmo is/was.
Bumping uglies, Elmo doesn't pull out at the end.
DeleteAnd Katie Perry (?) just got the pregnancy test results.
Delete#11 My first gun was a single shot 12 gauge that Pops cut the stock down to fit me. I was ten.
ReplyDelete#! looks kinda like mitch mcconnell...
ReplyDelete#5 Which one’s pissing in the woods?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder so many "modern men" can't get laid.
ReplyDelete#2: I'm the cousin they don't tell about the family gatherings. And, that's fine by me!
ReplyDelete#3: And they'd be right!
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