I had three, then two after I whacked one over the head with my change bag. Fucker would chase me on my bicycle every day trying like hell to bite me until I clobbered him. I eventually disabused the other two by kicking them more than once after one of them bit me. The cocker spaniels were the worst.
1. When I was a kid my dad showed us how to get worms by driving a wooden stake in the ground and rubbing the top of it with a brick to vibrate the ground and bring the worms to the surface. 5. That's a big ol' nope rope there. 6. When I lived in Florida the county had a machine that would groom the beaches by sifting the sand several inches deep. They got tons of stuff out of the sand. 9. Tactical dumbass.
#7 - its name is 'Muddy Girl' - Can you guess why ?
#9 - Never shot my truck, but I have damaged the hood's finish with muzzle flash, shooting over it and using truck as a rest.. Took me a while to figure what those funny cone shaped paint marks were. A real 'Duh' moment for me.
Starker here, #7 Is that a honest to goodness Mudpuppy, or the "birth" of an Uruk-hai hound. #3 is an example of a DAB (Dumb Assed B...) #4 Goldens are the special needs version of Labs, & blonde too. Love them all. #10 Damn, she's good! #2 Is that your Spirit Animal, Wirecutter?
#6 - more people should care enough to do this. Of course, 100% of the people who left their trash on beach should be flogged. #9 - my grandfather did that...the worst part was driving it to the dealer and explaining how he got a .223 hole in through the hood and out through the fender ... to someone he'd known for 40 years.
#3 Through the power of sorc... SCIENCE!!!, we will destroy the world! Or maybe just aunt Sally's window and this tree. #6 I so could have used one of these in Hawaii. Were that a beach in the USA, it would have some precious metals and coinage in it. #9 How to get every cop and fed interested in your vehicle. #10 All labor is skilled, although this is a good job for a computer.
I had a lab once that went into fresh cow pies like that dog in #7. Had to pitch him into the beaver pond to get him clean enough to take home. Good dog but man was he dumb.
Anon. She's a sheep shorter. Say that ten times Mishter Bond Worms. Ever see birds do the work dance. Apparently to the works it feels like it's raining and up they pop.
#6 is a clever invention. Remember every little bit helps. I started picking up 2-3 random things and throwing them out every time I'd walk my dog (after hearing about someone doing just that every time they went to the beach) and realized one day I had put hundreds of random pieces of litter in the garbage. Doing this at a couple of local parks we frequented made an actual difference in how they looked after a while. I'm not special. If a lifelong degenerate like me can do it, pretty much anyone can.
#10 - Total keeper.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely. Not just a pretty ( and high maintenance ) face, but a working partner in all of life- not just the little bits of it she likes some.
Delete#2- I think I had about 10 little dogs like that on my paper route when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteThat dog was politely telling him to fuck right off at the start of the video
DeleteI had three, then two after I whacked one over the head with my change bag. Fucker would chase me on my bicycle every day trying like hell to bite me until I clobbered him. I eventually disabused the other two by kicking them more than once after one of them bit me. The cocker spaniels were the worst.
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#10- those gates were constructed there with the intent of using that tree as a control perch........
ReplyDelete#4 Good thing he had his pants on.....
ReplyDelete#10 Sheep, goat, sheep, sheep, sheep, goat.
ReplyDelete1. When I was a kid my dad showed us how to get worms by driving a wooden stake in the ground and rubbing the top of it with a brick to vibrate the ground and bring the worms to the surface.
ReplyDelete5. That's a big ol' nope rope there.
6. When I lived in Florida the county had a machine that would groom the beaches by sifting the sand several inches deep. They got tons of stuff out of the sand.
9. Tactical dumbass.
#7 There's nothing friendlier than a muddy dog
Delete#9 Probably not his truck.
#7 - its name is 'Muddy Girl' - Can you guess why ?
Delete#9 - Never shot my truck, but I have damaged the hood's finish with muzzle flash, shooting over it and using truck as a rest.. Took me a while to figure what those funny cone shaped paint marks were. A real 'Duh' moment for me.
What is #3 about?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5130779/Morning-host-nearly-injured-experiment-goes-wrong.html
DeleteEverything in that clip was good until Natarsha started talking.
DeleteStarker here,
ReplyDelete#7 Is that a honest to goodness Mudpuppy, or the "birth" of an Uruk-hai hound.
#3 is an example of a DAB (Dumb Assed B...)
#4 Goldens are the special needs version of Labs, & blonde too. Love them all.
#10 Damn, she's good!
#2 Is that your Spirit Animal, Wirecutter?
#6 - more people should care enough to do this. Of course, 100% of the people who left their trash on beach should be flogged.
ReplyDelete#9 - my grandfather did that...the worst part was driving it to the dealer and explaining how he got a .223 hole in through the hood and out through the fender ... to someone he'd known for 40 years.
“#9 - my grandfather did that”
DeleteMany people have. Got to remember that offset!
"Now try it with a 300 WinMag and watch the cracks form!"
Delete#3 Through the power of sorc... SCIENCE!!!, we will destroy the world! Or maybe just aunt Sally's window and this tree.
ReplyDelete#6 I so could have used one of these in Hawaii. Were that a beach in the USA, it would have some precious metals and coinage in it.
#9 How to get every cop and fed interested in your vehicle.
#10 All labor is skilled, although this is a good job for a computer.
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I had a lab once that went into fresh cow pies like that dog in #7. Had to pitch him into the beaver pond to get him clean enough to take home. Good dog but man was he dumb.
ReplyDelete6) I knew someone who started cleaning a private beach in RI and everybody started dumping their trash out on the beach.
ReplyDeleteshe's a sheep sorter
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#1 Paul : Stilgar, do we have wormsign? Stilgar : Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
ReplyDeleteAnon. She's a sheep shorter. Say that ten times Mishter Bond
ReplyDeleteWorms. Ever see birds do the work dance. Apparently to the works it feels like it's raining and up they pop.
#10 Let's make some babies!
ReplyDelete#5 King Cobra
ReplyDelete#6 Where is Greta when you need her.
ReplyDelete#2: Someone's not great at reading dogs.
ReplyDelete#6 is a clever invention. Remember every little bit helps. I started picking up 2-3 random things and throwing them out every time I'd walk my dog (after hearing about someone doing just that every time they went to the beach) and realized one day I had put hundreds of random pieces of litter in the garbage. Doing this at a couple of local parks we frequented made an actual difference in how they looked after a while. I'm not special. If a lifelong degenerate like me can do it, pretty much anyone can.
#5 is a bit reckless.
ReplyDeleteSight clearance does not equal muzzle clearance.
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