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Wednesday, December 07, 2022

Why I wear a beard


 

26 comments:

  1. It keeps you from wearing head phones?

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  2. I wear a beard because if I ever had a legit reason for rapidly changing my description, it takes about 5 minutes to take the whole thing off and buzz my hair down to "bootcamp length"

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  3. Still looks gay AF. Maybe try taking out the earrings twinkle toes!

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    1. Both dudes look like they'd hold one in their mouths until it went soft.

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    1. It looks like a roast me without the comments, but need some as this guy is ripe for it

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  5. Still looks like a groomer....

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  6. He looks more gay with the beard

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  7. Why do people feel the need to take pictures of themselves and make them public? I don't get it.

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  8. Lots of bearded men in my rural community. Some are great, some are just wild man crazy, but more are just a way of hiding true colors. I am 74 and when looking in the mirror I see my father...I am OK with that and will stay clean shaving every three or 4 days. It is nice to be retarded, uh retired.

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  9. Nice red beard and while I do like a nice thick full beard I often trim mine because I have found that probably half the female sex is skeered of a full beard and the fuller it is the more skeered they get . So I fake them out with a good trim while I plan my evil deeds , heh .

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    1. Back in the day, when my 26 yr old granddaughter was only 2 yr old, I shaved my beard off. She wouldn't come near me until I grew it back, which was kind of hard since she lived with us and I took her back and forth to day care.

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  10. And he still sucks dicks

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  11. Earrings? The beard and haircut scream gay AF.
    Douche bags both.

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  12. Yep. Looks like a couple cork soakers to me.

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  13. I have a cleft chin too like Michael Douglas. My wife prefers I cover it with hair. That's cool, less to shave. In return she has long hair, no bobs or Karen stuff. If it work for you f everybody else. Quit hating

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  14. A man whom I knew long ago kept a beard because at age 24 if he shaved it off he looked for all the world like a 6'5" adolescent boy.

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    1. I got carded at liquor stores and bars until I was in my 30s.

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    2. I was carded at the local beer distributor buying a half keg for my 30th birthday part. - made me walk home to get ID. I only lived two long blocks away. And the prick knew me!
      For all but 6 months I've had me beard since '73 and it's not coming off without bloodshed.

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  15. Yep, the guy on the right is the guy on the left's "Uncle".

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  16. I got a bad case of feminine face and much prefer the "werewolf" hair style, I.E full neckbeard, long hair, full sideburns, etc; it gives me some nice camo. Like Allen said up above, A change in description is a five minute buzz; although a fresh shirt, bag, choker, hat, vest, etc, all help too.

    - Arc

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  17. I decided after I retired that I had shaved long enough. I do trim my beard once or twice a week. I let it go wild some years back. Around Christmas time that year, I was standing in line at the grocery store. A little boy was in front of me with his mother. He looked at me for about a minute then asked his mother if I was Santa Claus. The mother looked at me and said "Maybe". I looked at the boy and asked him if he'd been good this year. His mother giggled and the boy got a sheepish look on his face and very quietly replied "mostly".

    The bushy growth was neatly trimmed the next day.

    Nemo

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  18. Graduated from Vet School at 26. After practicing for 3 months I was tired of everyone asking if I was old enough to be a vet. I began lying and said I was the inspiration for Doogie Howser. After doing that for a couple of weeks, said 'screw it' and grew out my beard. Had it for 35 years now.

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  19. Tried growing a beard once, it looked like an over grown bush of pubes, shaved it off.
    @luis-justlikeabaretwat.

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  20. the diffirence between a shaved face, a mustache, and a beard is "excuse me" and "excuse me, sir". I've had my long beard for quite a while; and the long beard gets the "sir" at the end of the sentence every time. (that, and open carry of a handgun).
    Man, I love polite/white Montana.
    Original Grandpa

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