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Friday, December 23, 2022

Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

A 31-year-old man in Florida was arrested for allegedly holding a sewing needle to his neighbor’s neck and threatening to kill him before nearly beating his roommate’s raccoon to death with a hammer.
-MH

4 comments:

  1. Mugshot checks out.

    Torturing an animal and threatening to murder a person while the police are watching you should probably be worth a bit more than a $6,000 bond. Raccoons make for terrible pets, but damn.

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  2. Stand back or I will double-stitch his ass

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  3. It would be fun to do that Winston torture on the fucker, with the racoon instead of rats.
    Having joggers among us makes for a less civilized society, period.
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