Aaaaand that's a wrap on Two Point Five

I went out this morning and let Two Point Five and his bitches out like I do every morning, everything was cool, and then that fucking rooster decided to launch a Jap sneak attack and nail me from behind.

No big deal, he's done it before - several times. So I counter-attacked and kicked him with the side of my foot, sending his fat ass rolling. 

Well, that pissed him off, so he attacked again. Another boot and he was rolling again. Then he got up, shook himself off and attacked again, and then it was my turn to get pissed. I pulled my 357 and shot his uppity ass.

No rooster no more.