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Friday, January 20, 2023

Again, not Florida Man

A North Carolina man wielding a knife and blasting the Dukes of Hazzard theme song while driving a stolen tractor has been taken into custody after leading police on a wild chase. 

Town of Boone Police Department said they received a call about a John Deere tractor 'being driven erratically in a parking lot trying to hit pedestrians' at about 9am Tuesday morning and named Ronnie Hicks as the driver.
-WiscoDave

5 comments:

  1. Ronnie Hicks of Boone County North Cackalacky?!??
    Surely you jest?

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  2. Appalachian Man.
    We get like that sometimes.

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  3. You can't get any more red neck than that !

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  4. Needs to cut that 'shine abit more.

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  5. Might be Bamboo Rd. Lived in Blowing Rock 1987-2018, had to drive through there to go to jobs in the Piedmont Triad weekly when the Parkway was snowed in. This is fetanyl, not shine, too erly in the AM.

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