Looks like hailstorm damage. The typical psycho chick wouldn’t have the endurance to put all those dings in there. Also, only the metal parts show dings. The carbon fiber parts have some give to them.
That's blunt object damage. 1 no hail damage on the roof 2 bits and pieces of the blunt object on the ground near the front tire. 3 extreme variation in the size of the damaged spots. 4 it's a Porsche. That would have been undercover during a hailstorm or gone right to a body shop immediately afterwards. Have you never met a Porsche owner?
Or mar or scratch, evidently. The windshield must be made of that shit too because I see only one spot low on the driver's side that's damaged. Also no damage to the headlights or bumper. And how do you explain the driver's side fender is beat to hell, but not the passenger's side? Selective hail, maybe?
I guess it could be either one, but I'm leaning toward hail damage. It's hard to tell because of the lighting in the photo, but it looks to me like both the driver's side and the passenger's side fenders are damaged. The windshield also looks to have more pits in it than the big one on the drivers side. As to the apparently undamaged headlights and bumper? That right there tells me it probably is hail. The bumper is made out of carbon fiber and the headlight assembly is plastic. Both of those have enough give in them to resist moderate hail that a metal panel would not - especially when you consider the angle of attack. Also, if it had been a jilted lover, both of those areas would have been prime targets, so it is likely that there would be *more* damage in those areas rather than less.
Plus, I have had a vehicle damaged by a hailstorm before - not a Lamborghini of course - but the damage was similar. Horizontal metal surfaces = screwed. Headlights, mirrors and other plastic surfaces = okay.
You only see one spot on the windshield, I see several plain as day.. A good portion of the windshield is obscured by glare anyways. Bumper is made of rubberized plastic. Guess what? The headlights aren't made of piss thin aluminum.
Oh, nevermind.. you seem a little too invested in your theory.. 😀
Looks like hailstorm damage. The typical psycho chick wouldn’t have the endurance to put all those dings in there. Also, only the metal parts show dings. The carbon fiber parts have some give to them.
ReplyDeleteBrings a whole new meaning to getting hammered, doesn't it. Or is that Paul Pelosi's car?
ReplyDelete/I think we need a ball peen hammer registry.
ReplyDeleteHail?
ReplyDeleteHail damage?
ReplyDeleteMac
The roof's not damaged.
DeleteYou can also see damage on the windshield, but not the whole windshield.
DeleteCause she's only 4'-9" - couldn't reach, lol
DeleteA bit of sleuthing reveals this happened June 2020 at Calgary, Alberta. No covered parking available during the sudden hail storm.
DeleteThat or perhaps a gang of 'woke' punks upset there are still symbols of unequal outcomes.
ReplyDeleteThat's blunt object damage.
ReplyDelete1 no hail damage on the roof
2 bits and pieces of the blunt object on the ground near the front tire.
3 extreme variation in the size of the damaged spots.
4 it's a Porsche. That would have been undercover during a hailstorm or gone right to a body shop immediately afterwards. Have you never met a Porsche owner?
Its not a Porsche, but a Lambo and thus the owner is looking at some $$$$$$$$$$ for repair, unless the insurer declares it a total loss.
DeleteIt's a Lamborghini Aventador.
DeleteLambo.
DeleteIt’s a Lamborghini, not a Porsche. Not hail damage, roof is undamaged.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking at least she had the decency to leave the windshield alone so he could see to drive it to the body shop.
ReplyDeleteThe exact results you get from the kind of woman you attract when you lead with your wallet.
ReplyDeleteHey Kenny;
ReplyDeleteSomebody was pissed....Looks like a 2 million dollar blue Golf ball, LOL
Oh hail yeah. Y'all are missing the simple fact that the Aventador has a carbon fiber roof that obviously won't dent.
ReplyDeleteOr mar or scratch, evidently. The windshield must be made of that shit too because I see only one spot low on the driver's side that's damaged. Also no damage to the headlights or bumper. And how do you explain the driver's side fender is beat to hell, but not the passenger's side? Selective hail, maybe?
DeleteI guess it could be either one, but I'm leaning toward hail damage. It's hard to tell because of the lighting in the photo, but it looks to me like both the driver's side and the passenger's side fenders are damaged. The windshield also looks to have more pits in it than the big one on the drivers side. As to the apparently undamaged headlights and bumper? That right there tells me it probably is hail. The bumper is made out of carbon fiber and the headlight assembly is plastic. Both of those have enough give in them to resist moderate hail that a metal panel would not - especially when you consider the angle of attack. Also, if it had been a jilted lover, both of those areas would have been prime targets, so it is likely that there would be *more* damage in those areas rather than less.
DeletePlus, I have had a vehicle damaged by a hailstorm before - not a Lamborghini of course - but the damage was similar. Horizontal metal surfaces = screwed. Headlights, mirrors and other plastic surfaces = okay.
You only see one spot on the windshield, I see several plain as day.. A good portion of the windshield is obscured by glare anyways.
DeleteBumper is made of rubberized plastic. Guess what? The headlights aren't made of piss thin aluminum.
Oh, nevermind.. you seem a little too invested in your theory.. 😀
Probably a pair of high heels. Not hail
ReplyDeleteThat's what he gets for parking like an asshole.
ReplyDeleteThis is how you spell Latina Girlfriend
ReplyDeleteI used Tineye and came up with the story Anon @ 3:51 referred to. https://www.whichcar.com.au/car-news/lamborghini-aventador-massive-hailstorm
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