Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Looks like HeiHei fucked around and found out

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

Looks like HeiHei fucked around and found out

A vengefully protective mother has divided the internet over her decision to kill, cook, and eat a pet chicken who pecked her child in the face.

In a since deleted Facebook post, Magan Schmidt wrote about how her family's pet rooster HeiHei 'attacked' her daughter and nearly pecked out her eye.

Schmidt wrote that the chicken 'got what was coming to him,' and said the family would be having 'HeiHei nuggets for dinner.'

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops