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Monday, January 30, 2023

She damned sure ain't a cheap date

AMARILLO, Texas – She did it again! 

At the Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo, Texas, Molly Schuyler, weighing in at 124 pounds, ate not one, not two but three 72 oz. steaks in 20 minutes flat.

Not only did she scarf down the steaks, but she also ate three baked potatoes, three side salads, three rolls and three shrimp cocktails.

22 comments:

  1. There (restaurant), she would be. It’s free if you eat it all.

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  2. Impressive and gross at the same time but well done. A win and a record with prizes is not to be denied.

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  3. Sign her up for the Coney Island hot dog eating contest!

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  4. Not only is she not a cheap date I'd be wondering if she was even human.....

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  5. i like watching their live cam feed

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  6. I ate there once and watched a guy finish the 72oz steak (roast!) & all the sides, that was some big steak!
    The Big Texas Steak Ranch is one of the main reasons I can see for taking I-40 across the country.

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  7. She's done a lot better than that since then. Check out her YT channel, Molly Schuyler - Mom vs. Food. A year ago she ate a 5 lb. cheeseburger in 2 1/2 minutes. Only downside is that now she looks like a freak.

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  8. she needs something to be proud of cuz she sure is a foul looking creature.

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  9. Can you imagine the poo she took the next day.
    Holy crap!

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    1. Or the vomiting she did an hour after she ate all that.

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  10. "ate" but did not dine. Unlikely she tasted or enjoyed any of it- simply chopped it into pieces small enough to swallow and shoved 'em down as fast as possible. I'd be interested to know if any of it came back up a while later (and wouldn't be surprised if so). A remarkable feat but neither wise nor admirable.

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    1. I'm sure it did if she weighs in at 124 pounds.

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  11. we saw it on the menu, decided there was no way, but we ended up really liking the rocky mtn oysters, ate there every night for a week on a job back in the 90s

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  12. My wife and I split one of the "Challenge" meals at a joint in San Antonio. Paid for it, since it was a way better deal than us getting 2 meals.

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  13. Years ago a steak house in Amelia Ohio (east of Cincinnati) had a similar contest. Eat their 5# lean cut steak, large baked potato and salad in 45 minutes or less and it was free. Was only $24 back then anyway. Hall of Polaroids those that did and didn't on different sides. Big dudes on the didn't and little 98# soaking wet gal on the did.

    One time Bob Johnson (Cincinnati Bengal Center) called in for it (had to notify them in advance so they could get the steak cut, not a menu standard). Polished it off in 23 minutes IIRC and wanted dessert. Well, no dessert menu so they sent someone out and picked up a pie. He ate that too. Then went to the dance floor, danced (with his wife) and washed it all down with a pitcher of beer. When they asked his wife how he did that she replied "Oh, he eats like that all the time." (while in training).

    Steve S6

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  14. Thanks for posting, Ken. That was hilarious with the sped-up video. I laughed my butt off. Too bad they didn’t show her blowing grits later.

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  15. I would NOT put my dick in her mouth...

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  16. I kick myself for never taking that on back when I could, and did, consume 4-5k calories per day, but had single % body fat. Those days are long gone. I also remember when the price if you failed was maybe $20.

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  17. Seeing how skinny she is, she must have some severe physical/mental disorder

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