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All great, but for some reason #14 had me roaring
#15) Not only did I get an STD but my penis fell off and then exploded.
But did you cum first?
Good stuff.
#15- A carton of Newports, a case of Mt. Dew and some cheap ditch weed, you got that 5 some you always wanted to try.
blood will make the grass really green too !
#16My favorite. I got a woman mailman.You got bail money? (I might be calling later…)
I love #20!!!
#11, I once told my dad that we were going to have as many kids as we could afford. He asked me, what are you going to do with the one you have now?
#20 - ... and that's what you get when you try and rip my ass off. Hey - you are lying on that fire ant mound - this should be fun to watch !!
#7, Every TV commercial now days- WDS
#15 Bet there is more than two ace of spades tattoos in that bunch
#15 not so sure that even Jesus would take that wheel.
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All great, but for some reason #14 had me roaring
ReplyDelete#15) Not only did I get an STD but my penis fell off and then exploded.
ReplyDeleteBut did you cum first?
DeleteGood stuff.
ReplyDelete#15- A carton of Newports, a case of Mt. Dew and some cheap ditch weed, you got that 5 some you always wanted to try.
ReplyDeleteblood will make the grass really green too !
ReplyDelete#16
ReplyDeleteMy favorite. I got a woman mailman.
You got bail money? (I might be calling later…)
I love #20!!!
ReplyDelete#11, I once told my dad that we were going to have as many kids as we could afford. He asked me, what are you going to do with the one you have now?
ReplyDelete#20 - ... and that's what you get when you try and rip my ass off. Hey - you are lying on that fire ant mound - this should be fun to watch !!
ReplyDelete#7, Every TV commercial now days
ReplyDelete- WDS
#15 Bet there is more than two ace of spades tattoos in that bunch
ReplyDelete#15 not so sure that even Jesus would take that wheel.
ReplyDelete