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Wednesday, January 04, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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17 comments:

  1. #10: Down here in Texas we've got 31 (thirty-one) species of "jumping spiders" ! Who needs wings?

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  2. #2 - if you fill it with potting soil, it's just like necrophilia.
    #4 - oh hell, that's funny.
    #10 - its from Australia, where everything is deadly/poisonous:
    https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/terrifying-image-of-a-winged-tarantula-freaks-out-social-media-can-you-guess-what-it-really-is/news-story/247d9885d437a236da43c3ee8364bd30

    #12 - that's one way to get the kid adopted...
    #13 - ????
    #19 - good fucking question....
    #20 - also funny.

    An excellent collection.

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  3. #17, Of course that is something a BMW owner would do. Self entitled pricks they are,

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  4. #10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7vG8Kw-l9s

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  5. #6 - Bow hunters are like the vegans of hunting. They think they're better than you and mention it in every conversation.

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    1. They don't have to mention it (the opposite of vegans). They are better than you.
      Rifle hunters are the ones going around bragging about their rifles, the calibers, the distance of the shot(s), and their deer camp hangovers. And picking up the road kill and tagging it. After paying for shooting the farmer's livestock.

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    2. Have you ever listened to a bunch of bow hunters blabber on about something that people have been doing since for fucking ever? Blah, blah, blah.

      The ones I respect are the ones who use traditional bows and arrows. Double respect for the ones who can make their own kit. Those guys and gals I can listen to for hours.

      But the guys who think they're Robin Hood while wearing uber camo and compound bows and graphite arrows with razor tips and dacron strings? Shut up. Just shut up.

      Feel the same way about guys and gals who crow about their shooting skills using a bazillion-dollar rig in a stationary blind. Like that Jackass Supreme LBJ (who had a 3 story 'hunting blind' with lights and feed stations in a fenced compound and shooting deer with a scope and high-power rifle at night.)

      I can listen for hours about normal guys with normal rigs who have practiced their art and fine-tuned their ammo selection (even if using commercial ammo) and know what they're talking about.

      It's like listening to fishermen discussing tackle and bait. The normal guys are cool. The asshats who fly fish with totally bought rigs and have never tied a fly are the wankers.

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    3. Some of us are meat hunters and only brag about our full freezers. Why don't you bow hunters give the deer a fighting chance and use a slingshot?

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    4. Bow hunters have a much harder time killing their prey. They have to get much closer, be much more consicous of their movement (lifting and drawing bow is more visible) and scent becomes far more important. As far as I'm concerned, the bow hunter should be more proud - they work harder. Tagging a smaller younger animal at close range is hard to get done. Bow hunters HUNT and are proud of that fact.

      Hunters using firearms are there to feed their family's or kill an older animal that is much more wary. They have other stuff to get done so working smarter makes more sense. Lazy - not so much though some are, hunting over bait for example. If people were limited to hunting with bows, it would be MUCH harder to bring food to the table in a dependable manner.

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  6. #5 Sad, but true!

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  7. #1, no, "religion" does NOT fly planes into buildings!!!! The DEATH CULT of ISLAM flies planes into buildings (and blows up busses full of innocent people, and throws homosexuals off of buildings, and lops off the heads of women who dared to get raped, etc, etc, etc)!!!!

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    1. Let's not talk about the Inquisition.

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    2. No ones cares. I was assigned to USCENTCOM in Tampa, FL when those planes hit.

      Assholes and elbows, crisis action teams.

      Soon after machine guns and stingers on the roof.

      Then me on a plane with a bunch of other dumb mf’s on the way to the desert.

      Wake up.

      As long as people apologize for all that crap they will win.

      Go to londonistan if you disagree.

      Or parisistan.

      There are others.

      Ragnar

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  8. Car eyelashes. Around 7 years ago, a dumbass Negress from Gulfport, MS with those on pop-up headlights pulled out and tore my rear bumper from my TDI Wagon in Charlotte. She had no insurance. Cop pulled her MS license, as she admitted living in NC for over 6 months. Plus, told her that no license until she paid for the damage to my Jetta; turned out to be $2,300. She got uppity fast.

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  9. #10 From Australia:

    https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qu8m66AxAO1uk10e9.mp4

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  10. There was a guy in South America a number of years ago who hunted deer with a knife. He had the bow hunters beat all hollow.

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  11. #5 In the UK there is an impressionist called John Culshaw who does a really incredible Ozzy Osbourne, with the wig and the spectacles he looks just like him. John and Ozzy did a really funny TV ad for one of those margarine brands that claims to taste like butter. Basically two Ozzies in the kitchen making sandwiches and, I think, the real Ozzy saying "I can't tell the bloody difference".

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