No doubt # 20. Years ago a buddy of mine divorced and his ex came out as gay. So we said it's one thing if your old lady doesn't like you anymore but you managed to turn her away from all men
My daughter dresses like the girl in #1. She is also in auto tech down at the trade school, drives a full size 4x4 Silverado and tells me "daddy, I have a better set of tools than any of the guys I know." But I will admit, she loves her starbucks and IPhone.
#17 I work part time at the other box store. To give me that look it's necessary for only 2 scenarios. "Do you have pictures?" - "No" "Do you have measurements?"-"No" "Have you ever done anything like this before?"-"No" "Have you watched someone on YouTube doing this?"-"No"
And my favorite - "My husband/boyfriend sent me to the store to get, well I don't remember what it's called, but here's what he's trying to do."
No doubt # 20. Years ago a buddy of mine divorced and his ex came out as gay. So we said it's one thing if your old lady doesn't like you anymore but you managed to turn her away from all men
ReplyDeleteFun, as always. # 6, lmfao 🤣
ReplyDeleteThat is the only one I did not understand. Yes, I am a simpleton, ask the host Mr. Lane so please explain it to me. :P
DeleteThe term "tone" can be used to describe variations in colours, along with "shade".
DeleteThe color of her butthole. The ring meat
DeleteNow it's funny
DeleteIf Reader's Digest had features like The Shit I Posted On Facebook, I might know if RD is published anymore.
ReplyDeleteIs device on far left in #1 a vape pen?
ReplyDeleteSure looks like it.
DeleteFrom left: vape pen, Starbucks, iPhone, knock-off Hitachi wand.
DeleteScrew the libtard "professional pretender" in #7. Don't be like Bob.
ReplyDeleteAmen. Bob's a bitch.
DeleteMy daughter dresses like the girl in #1. She is also in auto tech down at the trade school, drives a full size 4x4 Silverado and tells me "daddy, I have a better set of tools than any of the guys I know." But I will admit, she loves her starbucks and IPhone.
ReplyDeleteA great batch this morning.....at least this morning for me....
ReplyDelete#15. I don't know, i find that hilarious and some what familiar.
ReplyDelete#17 I work part time at the other box store. To give me that look it's necessary for only 2 scenarios.
ReplyDelete"Do you have pictures?" - "No"
"Do you have measurements?"-"No"
"Have you ever done anything like this before?"-"No"
"Have you watched someone on YouTube doing this?"-"No"
And my favorite - "My husband/boyfriend sent me to the store to get, well I don't remember what it's called, but here's what he's trying to do."