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Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Uh-oh, I wonder what he did


 

8 comments:

  1. Maybe he’s an assassin.

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  2. Oh yeah? In my house, this would just make matters worse. I brought my wife flowers once. She was angry because I wasted money on "dead flowers"; dead because they had no roots. The next conversation I had with a flower vendor was amusing, to say the least.

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    1. There are women who appreciate getting flowers... not sure if it's the flowers or the gesture but they seem to appreciate it.

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    2. I buy Lisa flowers 2-3 times a month. With her, it's the gesture and the flowers.

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    3. My wife loves getting flowers, but not what she’s pissed at me. If I give her flowers when she’s still pissed, they only fuel the fire. I have to wait until everything has settled down. Timing is everything.

      A few years ago I walked into an employee’s office and noticed that 1, she was in a foul mood, and 2, there were two dozen red roses in the trash. I knew the look, and I turned around and walked out.

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  3. What he did?
    Nothing yet.
    One is for his wife, the other for his girlfriend.

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  4. A buddy of mine the day after he got drunk and wiped his @ss with the shower curtain..
    - WDS

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  5. Greq up stupid and then bred with mrs. stupid.

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