The U.S. Coast Guard and Hawaii County Fire Department are searching for a fisherman who went overboard on Sunday morning after hooking a massive ahi, or tuna, according to officials.
A detailed physical description of the missing guy could be a real time saver. Hey, Carl, there's someone treading water over there. Oh, never mind, it's a 5' 7" redhead female. Ignore her and keep looking...
I hope he was vaccinated.....
ReplyDeleteSpose that tuna had a nuclear reactor?
ReplyDeleteDrag to tight? Rod lightly held in one hand while opening another beer in the other hand?
ReplyDeleteTuna hit the hook hard and wuth no warning.
A detailed physical description of the missing guy could be a real time saver. Hey, Carl, there's someone treading water over there. Oh, never mind, it's a 5' 7" redhead female. Ignore her and keep looking...
ReplyDeleteRed headed female? Maybe we should ask what pronouns they prefer before assuming
DeleteTuna-1, Human-0. I wonder if tuna** eat Human-of-the-Sea brand.
ReplyDelete**That has me wondering, is "tuna" the plural of tuna or is it "tunas"?
Tuna.
Deletelike old girl friends, sometimes it's better to just let go.
ReplyDeleteSounds like fish revenge. The tuna will be a hero in the fish world. Dragging the fisherman around the ocean like bait. "hey....who wants a nibble"
ReplyDeleteMr. Limpet strikes again.
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Belted into a fighting harness?
ReplyDeleteSounds like the tuna reversed the usual process. Just what does a tuna troll for with a fisherman as bait?
ReplyDeleteYou Can Tune a Piano, But You Can't Tuna Fish - from the crappy bad REO Speedwagon...
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why I said that, but it seemed remotely appropriate...