Like my wife says, “you know why women can’t judge distance? Because they have been told all of their lives that this (holds fingers 3 inches apart) is 10 inches. Buddha
In the same time frame sperm mobility went down, as a species its better to be fertile than hung... of course i expect lots of ladies may argue otherwise.
I'm no longer worried about length as plenty of women have been satisfied with the little Devil. Now... if I could only get it hard enough for penetration. Getting old sucks!
Well, mine didn't get the memo.
ReplyDeleteSo what are you researching with that expensive science degree? Particle physics, human genome, incurable diseases?
ReplyDeletedicks!, Dicks!!, DICKS!!!
Most of that because of internet porn images I'm sure. Trashy women with their 'wares shown through the window' also.
ReplyDeleteYeah, We know how it grew, but got hairy palms and went blind!
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Like my wife says, “you know why women can’t judge distance? Because they have been told all of their lives that this (holds fingers 3 inches apart) is 10 inches.
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Could it be that due to the current "equality movement" WDM "White Dicks Matter" the cracker's members could be catching up with their Afro Bros?
ReplyDeleteSizes were self reported?
ReplyDeleteThey obviously surveyed men.
Deletemost likely all the steroids they have been putting our foods for years
ReplyDeleteA scene right out of Idiocracy...
ReplyDeleteIn the same time frame sperm mobility went down, as a species its better to be fertile than hung... of course i expect lots of ladies may argue otherwise.
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Came for the comments - be back later.
ReplyDeleteI'm no longer worried about length as plenty of women have been satisfied with the little Devil. Now... if I could only get it hard enough for penetration. Getting old sucks!
ReplyDeleteThat's just your body's defense against future divorce and losing all of your shit....
DeleteDid anyone else get advertisements for Sak’s when they read the article?
ReplyDeleteI'm calling bullshit! My dick has been 6" for 50 years. It hasn't grown a bit.
ReplyDeleteIt is kinda nice to know that the average was 4.8" though. I always thought I was average and yet, I was large!
It must be true... There's been 6-foot dicks in the WH 10 out of the last 14 years.
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