A shocked customer at an Alabama gas station found a human penis in the parking lot, according to cops.
The dismembered member was found shortly after 6 a.m. Monday at a gas station on Interstate 10 in Mobile, according to local newspaper Lagniappe, which cited multiple sources.
Spontaneous transitioning. It happens all the time.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Lorena Bobbitt was fillin' up and dropped her lucky John Wayne trouser mouse..
ReplyDeleteI read someplace that this was an anonymous tip.
ReplyDeleteWas the member dismembered or was the body dismembered?
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"Anonymous tip"! I see what you did there!
DeleteThe best part of clicking the link was seeing Tom Brady at the top of the story. That could change as the day goes on, unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteThere are easier ways to say you can't drive stick...
ReplyDeleteMost of the time it's the pump handle & hose that gets dismembered...
ReplyDeleteOh,yeah! That’s where I left that!
ReplyDeleteGot caught in traffic on I 10 from that wreck. Guy got hit by 3 or 4 cars only 1 stopped.
ReplyDeleteYou find all sorts of things at 'Lost and Found' ...
ReplyDeleteSo, round up the usual trans lezzie lgbtbbq suspects Louie.
ReplyDeleteGreat comments at the story link.
ReplyDeletePics or it didn't happen.
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