#7 with the 3 teachers awaiting their sex predator arrests? I never understood why a 15-17 year old male who was getting laid by a hot 25-30 year old female teacher would ever, in the whole universe, cry foul and get the chick arrested. I mean, they do know that would mean no more sex from the hottie, right? I hate lying, with a fire. But at the age of a high school kid, I would have lied my ass off, rather than risk shutting the chance for sex off. You sometimes see an ugly teacher who gets arrested for screwing teenage boys, but usually they are either decent looking or down right hot. Not that it would matter, in high school I would have jumped a dead alligator, or a live one if I could get someone to hold the tail.
#4) Losing the caterpillars over your eyes and the "attach lead rope here" nose ring would be a start.
ReplyDelete#1 misspelled sweet mate.
ReplyDelete#9: Is that Mark Zuckerberg after taking too many steroids?
ReplyDelete#10: If her name is Eve she's short one face. In any event she needs some strong BiPolar drugs
#9 was brutal!
ReplyDelete#7 with the 3 teachers awaiting their sex predator arrests? I never understood why a 15-17 year old male who was getting laid by a hot 25-30 year old female teacher would ever, in the whole universe, cry foul and get the chick arrested. I mean, they do know that would mean no more sex from the hottie, right?
ReplyDeleteI hate lying, with a fire. But at the age of a high school kid, I would have lied my ass off, rather than risk shutting the chance for sex off. You sometimes see an ugly teacher who gets arrested for screwing teenage boys, but usually they are either decent looking or down right hot. Not that it would matter, in high school I would have jumped a dead alligator, or a live one if I could get someone to hold the tail.
#2 - Virginity intact? Perhaps it's the stacks of video games and a doll on the shelf.
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