#1's eyes - and the rest of her beautiful face - haunt me somehow. She doesn't belong here. In my youth I would have been unable to control my drool. Thank goodness I'm a grandpa today with a modicum of dignity and self-respect. Those eyes, though...imagine them with a smile. Whatever problems she thinks she might have are dwarfed by her incredible potential.
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#4: That's a office full of former Twitter folks posing for a group photo before they flit off for their redundancy gang bang.
ReplyDelete#7: That's a $10,000 Japanese Love Doll made for the Caucasian white, aged male supremacist market.
#9: A Beaner version of Jabba the Hutt celebrating his trip across the border in an El Paso migrant center.
#9 Don't you mean his name is Habla the Gutt?
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ReplyDelete#3 Plumbers in love? I thought that Jackson Browne had a song called Lawyers in Love. He obviously made a mistake with the lyrics.
ReplyDelete#1's eyes - and the rest of her beautiful face - haunt me somehow. She doesn't belong here. In my youth I would have been unable to control my drool. Thank goodness I'm a grandpa today with a modicum of dignity and self-respect. Those eyes, though...imagine them with a smile. Whatever problems she thinks she might have are dwarfed by her incredible potential.
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