Studio City residents are outraged after a man has been continually showing up naked and touching himself on neighborhood streets and hiking trails.
Locals say the man’s presence has been observed for months despite several reports being made to the police. He also appears to be a transient.
Walk up behind him, kick him dead in the ass. Savate style, full power. Oh, probably wear washable boots. Fucker won't be around playing games again. Even after he regains the ability to walk. Saw it done using a pair of square toed cowboy boots. Almost felt sorry for tge dumb fuck....almost.
ReplyDeleteSocial Beatdowns, or training sessions, are now against the law. Interestingly enough more police officers shoot the wrong person than do concealed carry people defending themselves. Dealing with things immediately brings more focused and longer lasting results. Some people just don't learn from a ride in a Police car and at this point most Police ignore shit like this (they did at my daughter's house.)
ReplyDeleteSaw a video of some attempted robberies in Brazil where robbers from motor bikes are popular. Random cars would swerve over and take out the biker(s). Vigilante is about to loose any negative connotation if we continue on this path.
One of my favorite songs is "Vigilante Man", both the Ry Cooder version and the Nazareth version. I don't think I take it the way Woody Guthrie meant it. The legal system doesn't protect good people from bad people. It protects bad people from justice.
DeleteWhen you're defending yourself, you _know_ who the bad guy is. When cops come in a few minutes after the action starts, it's a lot more difficult to figure out what's going on.
DeleteI'm sure he can be fixed; a variety of powered hand tools come to mind!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't sound all that transient if he's been around doing this for months.
ReplyDeleteYeah, not going away...
DeleteI had an old customer who had the same issue. His wife played wack a mole with the dude, and po-po arrested her, not him. The DA dropped the case stating no jury would ever convict her.
ReplyDeleteA few women with cans of oven cleaner can quickly resolve the problem. They don't have to get too close, and he can't touch something that no longer exists.
ReplyDeleteJose Rotted Crouch, I like it.
DeleteHair Spray.
DeleteLighter.
Fireworks.