Well so far I have the bluff in on my rooster. But from now on I’ll keep my G29 in holster at the ready. I’ve always heard of people getting gaffed and dying. Must of hit a main artery on that fella, and then the stress brought on the heart attack. Damn what a way to go…
"Mauled"? LOL, must be a city slicker writing that story, the kind that calls the cops because a squirrel got in the house and is threatening the family.
Wait, what? 2.5 is gone? I missed the police report?
ReplyDeleteCocksucker spurred me so I shot his fat ass about a month ago.
DeleteWell so far I have the bluff in on my rooster. But from now on I’ll keep my G29 in holster at the ready. I’ve always heard of people getting gaffed and dying. Must of hit a main artery on that fella, and then the stress brought on the heart attack. Damn what a way to go…
ReplyDeleteA badminton racquet is like a light saber to fowl. A elegant gentleman's weapon.
ReplyDeleteWe've got to keep our position at the top of the food chain.
ReplyDeleteNever did hear how 2.5 tasted after and hour or two in the oven with some crispy chicken recipe.
ReplyDeleteThere wasn't enough left of him to eat after I popped him with a 130 grain 357 Magnum hollow point.
Delete130gr hollow point, nice vintage sir.
Delete"Mauled"? LOL, must be a city slicker writing that story, the kind that calls the cops because a squirrel got in the house and is threatening the family.
ReplyDeleteThe Rooster attacked a kid the year before! He should've been Coq au Vin right then and there!
ReplyDeleteDamn! I thought I was sending you new info! regards, or disregard, Alemaster
ReplyDeleteI try to stay on top of all things chicken, Alemaster.
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