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Thursday, February 09, 2023

PsychoChicks - we've all had 'em

A Minnesota woman was jailed yesterday for domestic assault after allegedly clobbering her boyfriend in the head with “a whole chicken,” according to cops who reported that the victim “still had some chicken residue in his hair” when they responded to his 911 call for assistance.
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  1. Greg in IdahoFebruary 9, 2023 at 1:30 AM

    There's something about the eyes. Lucky all he got was a hit with was a plucked thumper. 3rd time, maybe a kitchen knife up under the sternum...in his sleep...

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2023 at 4:32 AM

    I hope he was vaccinated.....

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  3. Univ of Saigon 68February 9, 2023 at 8:31 AM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Rabq4muu0

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  4. Henry LeeFebruary 9, 2023 at 9:03 AM

    For a song about a psycho chick search Youtube for "Flowers in the Dell" by Fred Eaglesmith. The Fulks version is the best. James King's voice isn't the best but the words are the thing.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2023 at 9:12 AM

    "Court records do not indicate whether the chicken allegedly wielded by Bruemmer was cooked or raw." Of course, they failed to mention that the 7 lb chicken was still frozen...

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2023 at 10:33 AM

    We gotta do something about these Assault Chickens!

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2023 at 12:03 PM

    There is a short story I read in High School about a husband who sprung a divorce on his pregnant wife while she was starting to cook a frozen leg of lamb. It didn’t go well for him.
    JFM

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