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Monday, February 20, 2023

RAAAAYCIST!!!

BOWLING GREEN, Ky. (WBKO) - On Feb.13, Bowling Green Police responded to the Walmart on Morgantown Rd. in reference to a person with a weapon.

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During a pat down of his person, an officer located a large gold lighter with a pistol grip handle. The lighter had a consistent shape to a handgun with a large pistol grip and short gold barrel.

5 comments:

  1. He has a powerful weapon
    He charges a million a shot
    An assassin that's second to none
    The man with the golden gun

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  2. A tourist from France visiting in Arizona had a camera of the size and shape of a Luger. How they got it into the FUSA is a mystery. They said no one at three international airports asked a word about it.

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    1. My wife just came back from Indiana. She had picked up a cutting board in Shipshewana (Amish country). Had it in her carry-on as she had the weight limit in her check in luggage. Security refused to let it go in carry-on. She could have put it in her check and paid extra for the overweight. She left it there. I'm guessing that someone from security took a nice handmade cutting board home that night.

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  3. ".... charged with 2nd-degree Disorderly Conduct...." There is a law against everything nowadays. WARNING: Never brandish that plastic pirate pistol you bought for your Johnny Depp pirate costume in public. 50% of the public (non-thinking variety) will panic and you will end up in jail. With a police record. And a hefty fine. And the dubious bonus honor of being lectured to by some self-important pompous leftist female judge about how irresponsible you are.

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  4. Considering the typical Wal-Martian, he should be happy another customer didn't light his ass up.

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