The fed-up Mount Ephraim, NJ, man had a long-distance romance with Dezarae Collins, 27, for over a year, but she was “unable to handle” their 2015 breakup and “embarked on a years-long course of harassment,” he claims in a New Jersey federal lawsuit and in an interview with The Post.
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I remember the PsychoChick ( and she really was) that I dated before Lisa proudly telling me that every single man she ever dated would call and stalk her for months afterwards trying to get her to come back. I'm serious, she was bragging on that shit.
I occasionally still have visions of her sitting there growing old staring at her phone, waiting for me to start stalking her.
The lesson here? Don't date chicks from Oregon! Those people are crazy up there!! I made it a year up there in the Corvallis area. I couldn't take Corvallis and all of the hippies. I lived in Albany, a blue collar town a couple of miles away. After a year, I quit my job and moved my family back to the land of the sane, Florida! Yeah, methed-up Floridaman seems normal compared to the nuts in the cities up there (sorry Phil)!
ReplyDeleteJust an example of the insanity. You got garbage pickup 1x a week. You got a can that could fit 2 kitchen garbage bags. You could get a larger can but the garbage service went from ~$20 to ~$100 / month. There was a dump a couple of miles down the road. I had lived in Maryland for a while, where there was no garbage service. No biggie, drive the trash to the dump. I try this. They weigh how much you could take to the dump and you only could take so much a month. Further, it was more expensive taking to the dump than getting a larger can!! So, this dump was along this nice creek, 20' across or so. A very scenic road from the main road to the dump along this creek, except for all of the garbage people threw in the creek because the dump was so expensive or they were over their limit! I don't litter, so that wasn't an option. I started throwing my trash in the giant recycling bin that was provided free of charge. They had cameras watching the recycling bins being dumped, so I would get fined for throwing trash into the recycling. The fine for that was ~$20 / offense, when they caught you. So, for about $60 / month, I had trash service, which was cheaper than paying for a larger bin or going to the dump!!
Happy Friday!
You moved somewhere, didn’t like that they didn’t do things they way they did where you moved from, threw your trash in the recycling bins…but everyone else is the problem?
Delete"..every single man she ever dated would call and stalk her for months afterwards."
DeleteBecause she borrowed money she didn't repay? would be my response.
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We both knew better than that, CC. She was a wildcat in bed, best I'd ever had, but not so good I was willing to keep putting up with her shit.
DeleteThat the one you caught crying on her hands an knees under your window at 3AM with a flashlight and a big jar of vaseline?
DeleteI forget who did that bit. Brett Butler maybe?
It's so weird. The crazier they are, the better they are in bed. I can think back to all of my girlfriends and it's so true.
DeleteWhat kind of stinks is that I married the least crazy girl. I love her dearly, but the sex...
God. Can't imagine what this woman would be like as a spouse. 😨
ReplyDeleteThe eyes say it all.
DeleteThat face you make when you help embezzle billions...oh, wait, different girl. I think. https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/02/dezarae-collins-lawsuit-comp.jpg
ReplyDeleteI had a little fling with a girl at camp LeJeune, before I shipped off th Okinawa.
ReplyDeleteAfter about a month and a half there, I got a letter from my parents that my “fiancé had moved in a few days after I left!
They liked the girl, only wanted to know why I didn’t inform them myself.
Back then, getting a landline to the states was al but impossible. Only for dire emergencies.
(Credit card calls were for only the very wealthy)
So I had to inform my dad by snail mail to ditch the broad.
I owed him till the day he passed for that.
He was a good man!