Chicago — A Chicago man is facing a bucket of felony charges after allegedly robbing a man at gunpoint and then staying at the scene to eat the victim’s takeout fried chicken.
Chicago police arrived at the robbery scene within minutes and allegedly found James Taylor, 20, still there, enjoying the victim’s delicious fried chicken.
You've never eaten my late granny's fried chicken. She'd fry up 3 chickens on a Sunday afternoon as soon as she got home because at least 2-3 families would "stop by to visit" after church and it would have been unforgiveable to not offer them something to eat...
Keep this "hunting over bait" tip in mind for when the shit really hits the fan.
ReplyDeleteFried Chicken must be like a drug to some people.
ReplyDeleteIs this the part where we get to play the "Guess the Race" game?
DeleteAnother 'no surprise as to the perp, but then we're not supposed to talk about that are we?
ReplyDeleteWas it Popeye's or KFC?
ReplyDeleteHad to be Popeye's. Noone eats KFC.
DeleteHe'll plead down to 3rd degree chicken theft and get off with a stack of napkins.
ReplyDeleteAll that reporting and not a single mention of where the fried chicken came from.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about y'all, but I've never had fried chicken that good.
ReplyDeleteYou've never eaten my late granny's fried chicken. She'd fry up 3 chickens on a Sunday afternoon as soon as she got home because at least 2-3 families would "stop by to visit" after church and it would have been unforgiveable to not offer them something to eat...
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