This is the first time the comment section was better than the post. WiscoDave loaded it up and drove it home, with just 3 words. Well played, WiscoDave. You win the internet for today. There will be an extra dozen eggs in your mailbox tomorrow.
I am not a new guy and I did find it distasteful mostly because I had a daughter born with severe birth defects and facial malformations. Still i cracked a smile in spite of myself. Yup First Amendment baby when I don’t want to see it I can shadow ban myself from Knuckle Dragging. But that ain’t gonna happen because this shit is too funny.
The #19 Uber Driver did it for me. Funny and true.
I was always amazed to watch how the Asian drivers drove I-80 over the summit when conditions were really dicey. They were always the ones doing 70mph when it was slicker than snot. They may be great doctors and scientists, but when it comes to operating a motor vehicle in mountain territory, especially when it's new to them, they don't have a lick of common sense.
Military humor was brutal. Guy told me "Fuck You" in the hanger at Keflavik. Told him he wouldn't like it, but his wife would. Then it was on. Found out that she was fucking around. He took exception to my statement. He had the last laugh though; found out my wife was fucking around. 40 years ago; karma is a still a bitch.
My uncle was a lifer in the Army. When he was over seas, he cheated, and his wife back in the states cheated. It worked for them, so I guess to each his own.
I used to teach high school. Regarding #19, I had a student who told the class he was half Mexican and half Filipino. He could steal a car, but he couldn't drive it.
15, 19, 20, FTW!
ReplyDeleteKen #18 is a little fuc*ed up. Keep kids out of it.
ReplyDeleteYou new here?
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This is 1st amendment country so anything goes here, FNG.
DeleteThis is the first time the comment section was better than the post. WiscoDave loaded it up and drove it home, with just 3 words. Well played, WiscoDave. You win the internet for today. There will be an extra dozen eggs in your mailbox tomorrow.
DeleteC'mon, man! Maybe you don't belong here....
DeleteI am not a new guy and I did find it distasteful mostly because I had a daughter born with severe birth defects and facial malformations. Still i cracked a smile in spite of myself. Yup First Amendment baby when I don’t want to see it I can shadow ban myself from Knuckle Dragging. But that ain’t gonna happen because this shit is too funny.
DeleteI'm pretty sure that's Kenny's hand.
DeleteWelcome to the Thunderdome, motherfucker...
DeleteDon't like it, keep your NOSE out of this site!!
DeleteThat baby NOSE more about humor than you do.
(one more!) Even that baby thinks your opinion stinks!
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That's the one I laughed the loudest out. I'm probably going to hell.
ReplyDeleteHey Don, guess I’ll see you there #18 is funny as all hell, that one and the coffee and turd, both had me in stitches.
ReplyDeleteKenny, I love you bro!!!
The #19 Uber Driver did it for me. Funny and true.
ReplyDeleteI was always amazed to watch how the Asian drivers drove I-80 over the summit when conditions were really dicey. They were always the ones doing 70mph when it was slicker than snot.
They may be great doctors and scientists, but when it comes to operating a motor vehicle in mountain territory, especially when it's new to them, they don't have a lick of common sense.
Anon @ 2:33 PM, you were obviously never in the military. That's fucking mild shit.
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Military humor was brutal. Guy told me "Fuck You" in the hanger at Keflavik. Told him he wouldn't like it, but his wife would. Then it was on. Found out that she was fucking around. He took exception to my statement. He had the last laugh though; found out my wife was fucking around. 40 years ago; karma is a still a bitch.
DeleteMy uncle was a lifer in the Army. When he was over seas, he cheated, and his wife back in the states cheated. It worked for them, so I guess to each his own.
DeleteThat isn't mild, not by a long shot. I saw it yesterday, and my ribs still hurt.
DeleteI used to teach high school.
ReplyDeleteRegarding #19, I had a student who told the class he was half Mexican and half Filipino.
He could steal a car, but he couldn't drive it.
Wirecutter got to meet Denny Hamlin at sensitivity training class for that one.
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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
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