Where bad choices make good stories
I think he needs to give up packing his own parachute..
Or maybe he needs to start packing his own parachute.
In the Army, it's the Riggers who pack all the parachutes. Their standard line is if it doesn't work, bring it back for a full refund or exchange.
Smoke jumpers all pack their own chutes. If it fails, they've got the rest of lives to beat themselves up about it.
German appliance ad - group of topless gals parachute off a plane. The blond, instead of pulling the ripcord, pulls the string from her bikini bottom. She ends up splashing into some neighbor's pool.
Skydiver needs to go buy a lottery ticket.
The fucker should be sued for for any damages. Stupid asshole...
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