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Monday, February 20, 2023

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

ORLANDO - The future of a popular dog-friendly bar in downtown Orlando may be in jeopardy after the state health department issued the bar violations and cease-and-desist orders for allowing dogs inside.

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The Health Department inspector would shit if he ever went to Germany where it's common to see dogs lying at their owner's feet inside a restaurant.

18 comments:

  1. I grew up in Orlando. It was a great city back in the 50's thru the 90's. Now, I have a hard time even going back to visit my best friend. The weird-o's have taken it over!

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  2. I have no problem with dogs in restaurants just as long as they are advertised as such so I can avoid them. I have nothing against dogs, but just like children, some of them are not too pleasant to be around. Not all owners take care of their dogs appropriately and neglect their health and hygiene. How do you write a law that only allows 'clean' dogs? I believe any owner of an establishment should be able to allow pets if he so chooses, just as long as the public is informed and that owner accepts responsibility of the actions of those pets.

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    1. Its still early but that may well be the most righteous comment of the day. Far too many pet owners abuse the privilege.

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  3. I was in at a craft brewery in Florida a while back and at the table next to us a guy brought in his bug-eyed chihuahua and let it run all over the table, crossed the place off my list.....

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  4. I went into a bar that allowed dogs once. All I saw was a bunch of saggy tit, toothless MILFs fuelin' up for a WalMart visit..

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    1. MILF implies the I'd like to F part so maybe you mean to say saggy tit old scrotches
      Mac

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    2. Mr. Bog, if they are “ toothless, saggy tit” they’re not MILF’s

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    3. They weren't exactly toothless Tsgt. They had their dentures in their pockets, cause it made swillin' the beer easier.

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    4. Tsgt: Not unless that's what he wants!

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  5. Yeah, our little local watering hole used to be dog friendly until the guy with the Great Pyrenees wasn't paying attention and his dog took a world class dump on the brand new tile floor. Tab please!
    - WDS

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  6. Willing to bet whoever wrote the ticket has no problem frequenting gay bars or being around democrat women.

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  7. I hate going shopping and seeing some asshole put his dog in the basket as they go shopping. I feel like spraying down the dog and owner with Listerene.

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  8. At least the dogs don't throw chairs at the Waffle House waitress.
    Steve S6

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  9. one of the reasons i liked german restaurants

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  10. There is a craft brewery that makes some really good (and to be honest sometimes, yech!) beers in-house a few miles from me that allows dogs and they can do so since they do not serve food according to the law. Been there many times with my dog. They are absolutely fine with you bringing in outside food however and partner with next door restaurants for specials like a taco Tuesday happy hour. Has a nice dogpark / smoking area attached so responsible dog owners and smokers like me can make sure your dog does not make a scene. Everyone there with their dog knows the score and never seen an issues like accidents, dogs on tables, etc.

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  11. I like the way that many European cities handle dogs around bars or restaurants; they provide a place to tie their leash just outside the door. Neatly solves most of the issues associated with bringing your pet to eat/drink. Here, for example, is how they do it in Spain, but I've seen the same in England, France, Holland, and Germany.

    https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-dogs-waiting-for-owner-outside-la-franca-restaurant-in-brcena-mayor-84201372.html

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  12. What gets to me are the dozens of idiots trying to pass their dog off as a "caregiver" dog. For their emotional probs don't cha know.

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