After using a butter knife to cause extensive paint damage to a 2023 Nissan, a Missouri man vacationing in Florida copped to the criminal mischief, describing his felonious conduct as a “spring break mistake,” police report.
The defendant, however, is a 52-year-old real estate executive, not a collegian sharing a St. Petersburg hotel room with eight friends.
Reliving his, obviously pathetic, glory days?
ReplyDeleteThe Toasted Monkey is a good place to watch the sunset, although I’m surprised the couple managed to find a parking space to begin with.
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