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Monday, March 13, 2023

And you thought your Monday sucks gifdump

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  1. #10 And she thinks that shit is attractive....

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    1. I'd like to see the face of the person who believes that is attractive.

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    2. Went to a restaurant in Souderton PA a few weeks back. Our waitress was an absolutely drop dead gorgeous blonde and she went ahead and had diamonds installed in her face. I asked her how they stayed in. She just puled them out and showed me. She actually had holes put in her face to place these diamonds on studs. Unfuckingbelieveable. What the hell can they possibly be thinking.

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    3. Looks like she fell face first into a tackle box!

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    4. How fitting. She will need a pair of dykes to cut that off.
      Daryl

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    5. How are two lesbians gonna help?

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    6. If it gets her to shut up, good.

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    7. One to hug her and one to work the bolt cutters.

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    8. No MRI scans for her then.
      Modern version of the scold's bridle.
      Plus an air to losing weight

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  2. #10, clearly an improvement on that model.

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  3. #10- play stupid games….

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  4. #10 made my morning! It looks like she also had her teeth ground to points. What a dumbass.

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    1. Those are called canines. You prolly had a couple in your mouth when younger as well.

      fairplayjeepguy

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    2. Both mine and my dad's canines were pointed and prominent.

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  5. I know it's wrong to laugh, but #10.....

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  6. Number 10 for the win!

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  7. #10 One hates to be cruel, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    1. You gotta be cruel to be kind - NL

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  8. #10: Just grab that lower lip and yank. Something will come loose.

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    1. Just like her starting a chain saw

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  9. Ahhhh poor #10 got her stupid stuck!

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  10. Me thinks “She” is a ”He”.

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  11. #2 - I will now say something misogynnistic. Most if not all of the people I know that own horses do so because some woman or girl loves horses but horses don't really love them back. I have this theory that if women suddenly stopped liking horses that most horses would very quickly find themselves being hauled off to the glue factory. Having said that, that is the stupidest attempt to get on board a horse I've ever seen. And I went to the High School that had the largest rodeo club in Texas!

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  12. 10- I would pay good money to see an short with a electric toothbrush ….

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    1. Not me, I would only pay bad money

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  13. #10 a new biden cabinet member

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  14. #1- so that’s why most Arabs are skinny….

    #4- so just how exactly did you break your ankle ..??

    #10- has to be staged…I mean she/it just happens to filming…

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    1. Always have your camel facing up the dune when mounting.

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  15. Man that makes me cringe and bust out laughing. She's in a real snit. Never seen wire cutters?

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  16. #4 - Never hit the gym after 3 or more beers.
    #5 - These dipshits and the skate boarders and others misusing public facilities like this need to start getting treated like the inconsiderate vandals that they are by being appropriately charged and made to pay for the damage they cause. I'd also include "street artists" in this campaign. 10 times worse than littering.

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  17. When I got on a Camel in Mongolia and it started to stand up I thought I was going over head first. Two people should not be done unless you know how to do it.

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  18. #10 shows me how young and stupid people are today.

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  19. #10 for the win! Shoulda kept her mouth shut.

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    1. I notice she's doing a job of keeping it shut now.

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  20. #10 I got a pair of boltcutters that can fix that.

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  21. #2 Somebody give her a real riding lesson, not that Disney/tourist attempt to mount a horse.

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  22. #2. Idiot wrangler let that happen.

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    1. If you'll look closely, when the chair tipped, the back jabbed the horse in the ribs right behind the front leg. That's what startled the horse.
      Shit happens.

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    2. The horse had its ears back from the git go, a sure sign it's not particularly enjoying the fiasco and the woman should have put her left foot in the stirrup first before trying to swing her leg over.

      Watching both her and the guy holding the horse I'd venture to say neither of them had a friggin clue what they were doing. And yes, the chair was the wrong thing to use as wirecutter is right, it tipped and jabbed the horse in the ribs. The horse moves away from the jab.

      I've lived and worked on ranches my whole life, still do, so just my observations. Shouldn't be messing around with horses if you don't know what you're doing. People do get injured and killed, even those who know what they're doing....

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  23. #2 Three options... 1) The "wrangler" didn't know it was important to put her left foot in the stirrup first, 2) he forgot tell her, or 3) she didn't listen when he did. He doesn't even flinch or start forward when she raises her right leg first so my money is on 1) or 3)...

    #10 The common instinct among the under 40's these days is to grab the phone and film and/or text about it, not do something to fix it. It's a boon for Mr. Lane, as all their ill advised activities are recorded...

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    1. Huh. I didn't even notice she didn't put her foot in the stirrup, I was too busy watching the entertainment.

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    2. That was the first thing I noticed. For good or bad and not by choce I grew up with a bunch of cowboys and cowgirls.

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  24. So many geniuses, so little time...

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  25. #3- Gee...
    I wonder how bicyclists get such a reputation for being such self-centered assholes.

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  26. #10. Her glasses make her look stupid.

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  27. #1: That poor camel.

    #2: That poor horse.

    #4: That's gonna hurt for a while. The real fun starts the next day when he tries standing. I've messed up foot/ankle before and wasn't right for 8 months.

    #6: I like how he reached up to stop the tree from falling.

    #10 makes my day.

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