During the dog days of summer, there’s just nothing quite like cracking open an ice-cold adult beverage to beat the sweltering heat. If you’re under the age of 21, the closest you can (legally) get to that feeling is opening up the fridge and grabbing a refreshing popsicle.
But what if you could have the best of both worlds? That’s exactly what Coors Light is hoping to accomplish.
Feh.
ReplyDeleteSoon it will all be soylent green.
ReplyDeleteGet ready for government to torpedo the hell out of that.
ReplyDeleteThey'll claim Coors is trying to get kids "hooked" just like cigarette companies with all their fruit-flavored smokes and methol crap.
They'd probably be correct...none-the-less, it's not Government's job to be a parent.
I take a course light put it in the freezer and pull it out before it freezes. Open and have a beer flavored, alcoholic slushy, perfect on a hot day.
ReplyDeleteWill Campbell's come up with soupcicles next? Or maybe a chilisicle to go with the beer?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Coors Light already non-alcoholic?
ReplyDeleteNot surprised... this is a natural evolution of the beer flavored water they have been making for years.
ReplyDeleteCoors light is like making love in a canoe...... Fucking near water.
ReplyDeleteBurt and Jerry hauled a truck load of that shit to Atlanta from Texarkana. Everyone used to be on the Coor's bandwagon, when it wasn't available in the area. People would go three states away and brag about bringing back some Coor's because it was good shit. Once it became available in the area no one could taste anything special about it. Now this shit here confirms it isn't worth putting in my mouth.
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