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Friday, March 31, 2023

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22 comments:

  1. Not in Texas, sir, not in Texas. Remember - "He needed killin'" is a legitimate defense here, and we LIKE our horses.

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    1. Is that defense still available?
      I thought that it had been done away with as a formal legal defense 15 or 20 years ago.
      Jury nullification is still possible.
      John in Indy

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    2. How can it be proven that a horse didn't give consent? Some people need to mind their own business. "Have stump. Will travel."

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  2. Yannow, when you think you know it all, something comes out of left field which makes you think 'Whatderfook !'

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  3. Looks like someone mapped out my vacation for me! Now where did I put that bag of carrots?

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  4. But in how many can you get away with consensual horse sex?

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  5. Noticing how the eastern panhandle of WV isn't included. Might explain all the horse farms and Charles Town races if it's divided like that.

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  6. So, I'm curious, what's worse, living someplace where having sex with a horse is legal, or living someplace with so many people having sex with horses they had to get the government involved...

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  7. The number of states will increase if you are from the religion of peace.
    I'm just sayin how I see it.

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  8. Can I see a picture of the horse first?

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  9. Wait...
    Is it the red states that it's legal, or the white ones.
    (Askin for a friend)

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  10. This is just so much fuckedupshit. Take it back to the goat humping world.

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  11. In high school, my old geometry teacher imparted some wisdom. He told us a story about a sale barn in SW Oklahoma. Seems one day, there was a commotion under the stand where the auctioneer stood. I don't know how the place was built out. A horse kicked the wall down, and there was this guy, with his pants down, long leads on the horse trying to back her up to himself. Somehow he fell onto his back and his "root stood straight up. It was a big as your forearm. I declare, the funniest thing I'd ever seen. Boys, p---y is p---y if it's on a cow."

    So maybe when that guy left town, he spread his "seed", so to speak...

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  12. How does the horse even know when it happens?

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    1. Kinda like throwing a banana into a barn, huh?

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  13. "The horse was asking for it, I tell you! Did you see how she was dressed?"

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  14. In Washington they do it the other way around, well until 2006.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case#:~:text=After%20Pinyan%20died%2C%20a%20Washington,passed%20on%20February%2011%2C%202006.
    and
    https://www.spokesman.com/blogs/spincontrol/2015/aug/13/bestiality-was-legal-washington-until-2006/
    Another reason I am not proud of my home state which none other than John Wayne described as God's Country, well before the leftists took over.

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  15. That will get you removed from the gene pool in that state at the bottom.

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  16. Oddly enough those are the same states you see articles about guys getting kicked to death by horses. In the stall.
    Steve S6

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  17. There used to be a bar in T.J. that had women servicing mules.

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  18. What? Raping horses in CA is illegal? How did Maxine get offspring?

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    1. You mean her mother, don'tcha?
      (There's an AOC joke in there some place.)

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