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Tuesday, March 21, 2023

Joe Biden is coming for your Glock 7!

Detective John McClane was the first to warn us about the dangers of the Glock 7. “That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It’s a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn’t show up on your airport X-ray machines here and it costs more than what you make in a month,” Detective McClane said in Die Hard 2. 

Thank God the White House was listening. 

As part of his latest sweeping and unconstitutional Executive Order issued Tuesday, Joe Biden announced he is strengthening, modernizing and making permanent the Undetectable Firearms Act, which will save us all from the perils of porcelain pistols, even though they don’t yet exist.
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 12:14 PM

    By definition an undetectable firearm will not be found.
    sam

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    1. JeremyRMarch 21, 2023 at 5:19 PM

      Clerk at the gun store said he has one but we haven't been able to find it. Supposedly they fire invisible bullets that cause invisible wounds which are impossible to treat. You'll die and not have a clue what happened.

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    2. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 8:13 PM

      So that’s how the Clinton’s do it

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  2. Amahl_ShukupMarch 21, 2023 at 12:54 PM

    America...founded by geniuses, run by idiots.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 1:09 PM

    Fuck Joe Biden!

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    1. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 2:16 PM

      And double those living that voted for him.

      TMF Bert

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  4. WolffmanMarch 21, 2023 at 1:50 PM

    I will give up my right to carry my Glock 7 when they pry it from my cold, dead, porcelin hands...

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  5. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 1:51 PM

    Where can I get me one of them Glock 7's before they are outlawed? [sarc]

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  6. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 1:53 PM

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the Defenant pulled a Glock 7 out of nowhere, announced a robbery, and then both he and the Glock 7 disappeared.

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  7. Saber 7March 21, 2023 at 2:32 PM

    Glock 7, gots to gets me one of dem.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 2:54 PM

    Gosh. I feel safer already. Thank Goodniss President Joe is looking out for us.

    The guy's a human dynamo, I tell ya.

    FJB.

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  9. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 3:30 PM

    FJB!

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  10. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 3:34 PM

    Welcome to the party, Pal !

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  11. DarylMarch 21, 2023 at 3:56 PM

    Put you some Homeboy sights on that Glock 7
    https://www.indianagunowners.com/media/ghetto-gun-sights.6725/

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  12. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 5:41 PM

    Those ceramic barrels are hard to beat. And the polymer slide, too. Can't have mine.

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  13. AnonymousMarch 21, 2023 at 8:32 PM

    Well, John McClane, I'm sorry to say, has dementia so bad he didn't know it was his wedding anniversary, so...

    CC

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    1. wirecutterMarch 21, 2023 at 8:42 PM

      He's gonna be in a world of shit for forgetting his anniversary, dementia or not.

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  14. AnonymousMarch 22, 2023 at 9:53 AM

    Can I have one too?
    And the ammo is invisible and undetectable too?
    If this gun is undetectable it should be no problem to sent it to Germany without arising the suspicion of the police etc.

    But I think if "nothing" is in the package you send me, that would arouse suspicion. So maybe you should send "1 lb of air, american, anti-racist" to me. That should make sure, that nobody touches said package.
    Alex Lund

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