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Monday, March 06, 2023

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  1. #10 is the reason angle grinders exist ;)

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    1. looks to me like the holes or slots in the hasps are large enough to move the lock around some, and then get to to the keyhole. Outside the box.

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  2. #10 - There's no two ways about it - it's going to be a bitch to get that lock off, even with a disc grinder. It looks like it might have been tough to get it on, too.

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    1. Bolt cutters and it's off like butter. Had to cut off a heavy duty lock off an old tenants who lost the key. Spent $45 on the massive bolt cutters. Never realized how easy it was. It even cut right through the lock body. It did mar up the bolt cutters pretty good though.

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    2. OK: Cut the hasp with bolt cutters then. Now look at what is left. How is it coming out?

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    3. My guess is the best attempt would be to cut the lock's shackle at the top center, then rotate the remaining shackle until its notch clears the lock's internal latch mechanism and hopefully can be pulled free, if it will move. A truly diabolical person would have pumped the lock full of epoxy before locking it, to freeze up the internals and make that impossible. Otherwise, the door's hasp is going to have to be cut.

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    4. Nope, that is a brass lock. Take a standard hammer and hit the body with a hard solid blow and it will come apart.

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  3. The type of thing one might do in an acrimonious divorce...
    CC

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  4. #1: Teabagging on steroids

    #10: C4 the universal opener. No it won't open the lock but it'll open the door and opening the lock after will be a piece of cake.

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  5. I don't know what half of those pictures are. What the fuck is #2 #3 #10?

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    1. Better get those eyes checked. They're as plain as day.
      #2 Split crotch in his pants.
      #3 A broken bottle of olive oil.
      #10 A lock with the keyway blocked.

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    2. My eyes need checked too. I could see the slice of toast, and an upside down bowl. Plus, looks like scattered cat turds on the floor too. Olive oil never occurred to me.
      -- Mr. Mayo

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  6. #10. They have just turned the lock body up to wedge the shackle. Take the lock body closest to you and push down towards the frame. When its free of all that steel on the hasp, it will rotate down and give access to the keyway. (utubes Lock Picking Lawyer is one of my subscriptions)

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  7. Hammer. Less than a minute

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  8. Cheap lock, hammer and screwdriver will make it quick.
    Daryl

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  9. If the Dipshit in #6 had acted quickly to right the crockpot instead of grabbing their phone, there might be a fair amount of dip left.

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