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Friday, March 17, 2023

"Our mistake sir, but you must admit they looked like whores"

A Miami-based real estate developer said his proposal plan was derailed when a bigoted immigration official refused his girlfriend and her sister entry to the Bahamas on suspicion they were sex workers.

Hal 'Nuby' Sears, 64, had been planning to ask his girlified to marry him during a nine-day trip to the Bahamas, during which they were planning on staying on a 70-foot yacht.

Darina Pînzaru, 25, and her sister Ina, 36, from Moldova, were denied entry in an act of 'prejudice', and sent back to London, Sears told the New York Post.
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Fucked up Nuby's whole day, huh?

18 comments:

  1. Yeah, but really expensive whores.
    -lg

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  2. In fairness a 64 year old guy bringing 2 twenty something foreign nationals into the country sounds like the start of a sex traffic story. Given they are from moldavia he likely is being scammed.

    Exile1981

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  3. Well, that's because they Are whores.

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    1. What's the old joke?

      *Would you sleep with me for $1M?
      "Yes"

      *How about $100?
      "I'm not a whore!"

      *We've already established that you are. Now we're just arguing about price.

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  4. Just not fair.
    They were gonna get “married” for a few hours.
    Then he was gonna pay her “alimony”

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  5. But not cheap whores. It's tough to say much more about the issue, but I think the chick will marry him, and THEN ditch his ass. I think he has to support her for 10 years if he brings her in.

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  6. Damn, man, where do you find this shit?

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  7. I bet Epstein, Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew wouldn't have had an "immigration" problem if the babes wanted to visit Paradise Island 10 years ago.

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    1. I hit 18 news sites a day looking for material, then readers send in articles as well.

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  8. Might be an interesting story to follow up on. This story was also on the New York Post, the glare of adverse publicity might cost that customs clerk their job. After all, if Billionaires stop bringing their girlfriends and their expensive toys to Bahama it's gong to cost the country some serious cash.

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  9. With both the yacht and the intended bride, the same comment applies: Never mind the purchase price. It's the upkeep that will ruin you.

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    1. "If it flies, floats or fucks, rent, don't buy."

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    2. I thought that I bought it, turned out, I was just renting it. Payments lasted a lot longer than the marriage.

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  10. And I bet the immigration officer was female and 300 lbs

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  11. Easy Pezy, marry one in Bahamas, then go either to Utah or Kentucky and marry the 2nd sister. Its clear he has the money to afford them. Its a tax deduction for entertainment for guys like him..

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  12. "Fucked up Nuby's whole day, huh?"
    Maybe but, unless he had the right pharmaceuticals, probably only 15 minutes of his night.

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