Second worst president wants worst president to deliver eulogy
President Joe Biden says he plans to deliver the eulogy at the funeral of former President Jimmy Carter, who remains under hospice care at his home in south Georgia.
I'm sorry, Barak h. Obama is the worst ( he knew what he was doing! ), Sleepy Joe is second ( he doesn't know ), and Jimmy is 3rd ( he was just a mean and crummy President )!!
Beg to differ, didn't the chocolate jeebus bump Carter from worst to third, just as China Xi Jing Baiden bumped The Great & Powerful O from first to 2nd? Wasn't there a vote or a poll? Is Pedo Joe lying about this as he does about everything? He'll be sharing with the mourners how he was present at Carter's birth, wrapping him in swaddling clothes & laying him in a manger. The eulogy's gonna be a goldmine of gaffes.
Who better to eulogize one of the worst presidents of the 20th century (arguably Wilson was the worst) than the current shambolic dementia patient residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It might be worth listening in just for the comedy prospects. Anybody want to place bets on the number of references to "Swamp Rabbit" or "Corn Pop"?
When I read your title my excited question to my wife was "that fucker finally died?" but alas...he is only mostly dead. (ala Princess Bride). Really can't wait to hear the bumbler in chief give his stirring eulogy ....not really....other than it will mean Jimmy is finally dead. I am sure it will involve something about him being the greatest president ever...
I'm hoping this comes off. You KNOW China Joe is going to go off script, and there's no telling what turn his ramblings are going to take. PLUS, Jimmy Carter will be at or below room temperature. Win-Win...
President Carter is one the finest men this country has ever been graced with. Endless service to this nation from military service, President and humanitarian work until he was on his death bed. And you rubes dancing on his grave. Fxk yall.
He was pro abortion. That makes him one of the most evil. I might disagree about him being second worst, he only gets that if we consider Zou Xiden to be a continuation of Barry Soetoro the Indonesian imposter. Otherwise he's the turd in third.
I beg to differ on the subject of worst POTUS. In my humble opinion the worst one was either Wilson in the 20th Century or James Buchanan in the 19th Century. As both of these worthies got us needlessly HUGE wars because of their pride & stupidity. So Jimmy and old Joe are way down on my list.
The chances are slim, but we can hope the peanut farmer lasts long enought to euogize Brandon at his fairwell party.
ReplyDeleteThat WOULD be a hoot.
DeleteMulla Hussein Halfblak should be in that mix somewhere.
ReplyDeleteFJB is also available for birthday parties and weddings.
ReplyDeleteGive Jill a call today!
Hahahaha
DeleteI'm willing to bet that Biden is lying again and that Carter never asked Joe to give his eulogy.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, Barak h. Obama is the worst ( he knew what he was doing! ), Sleepy Joe is second ( he doesn't know ), and Jimmy is 3rd ( he was just a mean and crummy President )!!
ReplyDeleteBeg to differ, didn't the chocolate jeebus bump Carter from worst to third, just as China Xi Jing Baiden bumped The Great & Powerful O from first to 2nd?
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a vote or a poll?
Is Pedo Joe lying about this as he does about everything?
He'll be sharing with the mourners how he was present at Carter's birth, wrapping him in swaddling clothes & laying him in a manger.
The eulogy's gonna be a goldmine of gaffes.
Who better to eulogize one of the worst presidents of the 20th century (arguably Wilson was the worst) than the current shambolic dementia patient residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It might be worth listening in just for the comedy prospects. Anybody want to place bets on the number of references to "Swamp Rabbit" or "Corn Pop"?
ReplyDeletePut them both in the same hole.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read your title my excited question to my wife was "that fucker finally died?" but alas...he is only mostly dead. (ala Princess Bride). Really can't wait to hear the bumbler in chief give his stirring eulogy ....not really....other than it will mean Jimmy is finally dead. I am sure it will involve something about him being the greatest president ever...
ReplyDeletePutz
I'd rather the second worst president to do the eulogy for the first worst president. The sooner the better.
ReplyDeleteBiden should jump in the coffin after his eulogy for carter. A two for one.
ReplyDeleteThe magic negro was by far worse than Mr. Peanut. Still has his commie hands on the .g0v.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping this comes off. You KNOW China Joe is going to go off script, and there's no telling what turn his ramblings are going to take.
ReplyDeletePLUS, Jimmy Carter will be at or below room temperature.
Win-Win...
President Carter is one the finest men this country has ever been graced with. Endless service to this nation from military service, President and humanitarian work until he was on his death bed. And you rubes dancing on his grave. Fxk yall.
ReplyDeleteHe was still a shitty president.
DeleteHe was pro abortion. That makes him one of the most evil. I might disagree about him being second worst, he only gets that if we consider Zou Xiden to be a continuation of Barry Soetoro the Indonesian imposter. Otherwise he's the turd in third.
DeleteHe was a good man, I won't dispute that but he was a for sure fuck up as president
DeleteDaryl
I know of 50 former Iranian hostages who were held for 444 days who would strongly disagree with you.
DeleteI also forgot to mention that under Carter interest rates on buying a home was 14 to 16 percent, and those were Adjustable Rate Mortgages aka ARMs.
DeleteWow, that was pretty funny, you should do stand up comedy. Now tell the one about the priest the rabbi and the chicken
DeleteNo matter what the pants shitter says; those assholes are going to make it a Paul Wellstone funeral on steroids.
ReplyDeleteAnd for his funeral all the tax eating Federal employees and contractors will get another day off from pretending to work.
ReplyDeleteThey no longer bother to pretend.
DeleteI beg to differ on the subject of worst POTUS. In my humble opinion the worst one was either Wilson in the 20th Century or James Buchanan in the 19th Century. As both of these worthies got us needlessly HUGE wars because of their pride & stupidity. So Jimmy and old Joe are way down on my list.
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