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Thursday, March 16, 2023

SHOW YOUR TITS!!!

BERLIN (AP) - Women in Berlin will soon be allowed to go topless at the city's public swimming pools, like men, the Berlin state government said Thursday.

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Shit, when I was a kid growing up in Germany it was not at all unusual to see a woman throw down her blanket, get undressed and change into her bathing suit right there in front of God and everybody.
I had the best tanned back in the world because at 16 years old, I didn't dare roll over to tan my front for fear of drawing in radio signals or lightning strikes.

12 comments:

  1. Italy was the same way. IMy twenty year old ass would stroll for miles up and down the beaches in Livorno. Nudity and great food and beer are the very best the European’s had to offer. Eod1sg Ret

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  2. I was stationed in Germany 1982-84, we had a FKK pool just down the road. Frei Körper Kultur is/was the German nudist movement, lots of bare flesh wandering around.

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  3. When I was stationed in Germany in the mid-late 80s, I also enjoyed going to our local lake club for the show. I also did some of the slowest lunchtime runs ever recorded along the Riverwalk in Heidelberg. College girls loved to sunbathe top less.

    We found the local nudist club, too. My ex and I decided to be brave and give it a go.

    We were the youngest by 25 years and the skinnier by 100 pounds. It was not what I was expecting.

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  4. Saw a lot of that on isolated beaches on Maui. So frequent it kind of got old hat.

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  5. Do it while you can. Mooslems will put an end to that once they take over the politics in a couple years.

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  6. I was confused by this one. My experience in (West) Germany in the late 80's was similar. Topless women and complete nudity was fairly common.

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  7. This ought to totally inflame the imported vibrant diversity especially with their annual Ramadan bomb-athon coming in a week.
    - WDS

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  8. My buddy was banging a German Au Pair back in the 80s. We'd take her to the beach for a guaranteed titty show. Good times. We also went on a Club Med in Martinique back then; topless beach as a highlight. After a couple of days you'd actually become critical. The new guys coming to the resort initially had heads on a swivel, which made me realize why my neck was sore for the first two days.

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  9. All of the public pools in Aachen were topless in 1985.

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  10. Good one, Ken. The tanned back bit was classic.

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  11. This is all so disgusting! I don't know why I come here... :)

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  12. I did a TDY with the Berlin Brigade in ‘93, just before they shut down. We were in the field for my first week there. On our final patrol, we set up an LP/OP overlooking the nude beach at Krumme Lanke. An eye-opening experience for my innocent, teenage, hillbilly self.

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