Not that I would ever even consider doing #19, but if I did, with my luck I would forget where I was and get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
#14 - This exactly. People who win the lottery just do more of what they were already doing and get where they were already going faster. I'll never forget a guy I saw on the news in Georgia who won the lottery and said on the news that he was going to upgrade to a double wide. I guess that's better than tipping strippers with new camaro's. I've seen that too.
I heard a good lottery joke years back, a Mid-Western farmer won a $20 million lottery. When asked what he was going to do with it, he replied “Guess I’ll keep farming till it’s all gone. JFM
I have a plan for that day that will never come. I'm giving half to my brother, and living off the interest of what's left, and I'll slowly spend it down. $5 million even at 0% interest will still let me live a pretty damn good life for decades.
I'd like to think I'd become a philanthropist, but who knows?
#1: I remember asking a friend who had served if he liked M4s and getting an extended RANT about what absolute trash they were.
#8: Before today is out I'll be looking up "laser cannon from DVD burners." I just know it. I think I have 4 of them in the basement somewhere collecting dust.
#13: Was at Costco yesterday. Caught 20 seconds of a couple arguing over tires of all things. Felt bad for the husband. I also heard a young and still happy couple just chatting as we walked through 3 aisles together. It was heartwarming to hear two people who still enjoy each other's company.
#15: "How'd you get the scar Tony? Eating pussy?" That line just took on a new meaning.
#17: A lot depends on who wins. If the woke side wins, nobody from the sane side will be left alive to tell the real story.
#20: Al Gore still has a private jet, and it's not a small one.
Not that I would ever even consider doing #19, but if I did, with my luck I would forget where I was and get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteYou'd learn not to after the first time...
Delete#20 Like they’d ever share with anyone.
ReplyDeleteShare? You aren't likely to see the davidiots without a retinue, hangers-on, etc.
Delete#8 isn't a tractor...those tires will be sooooo out of balance....
DeleteAnon@3:12 - Huh?
DeleteHe might be talking about John Daley's pants but your guess is as good as mine.
Delete#14 - This exactly. People who win the lottery just do more of what they were already doing and get where they were already going faster. I'll never forget a guy I saw on the news in Georgia who won the lottery and said on the news that he was going to upgrade to a double wide. I guess that's better than tipping strippers with new camaro's. I've seen that too.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend ask me once what I would do if I ever won the lottery. I told him I'd probably paint my truck.
DeleteDon't forget 10% for the big guy
DeleteI heard a good lottery joke years back, a Mid-Western farmer won a $20 million lottery. When asked what he was going to do with it, he replied “Guess I’ll keep farming till it’s all gone.
DeleteJFM
I have a plan for that day that will never come. I'm giving half to my brother, and living off the interest of what's left, and I'll slowly spend it down. $5 million even at 0% interest will still let me live a pretty damn good life for decades.
DeleteI'd like to think I'd become a philanthropist, but who knows?
JFM: An older version of that: When a trucker wins a big lottery, he gets a new Peterbilt and runs it until the money's gone.
Delete20, I like how they have the wheels down to increase drag. I wonder if the swimming pool above the wings 12 or 20 feet deep.
ReplyDeleteThat’s not a real plane is it?
ReplyDelete#9 is hilarious and true !
ReplyDelete#1: I remember asking a friend who had served if he liked M4s and getting an extended RANT about what absolute trash they were.
ReplyDelete#8: Before today is out I'll be looking up "laser cannon from DVD burners." I just know it. I think I have 4 of them in the basement somewhere collecting dust.
#13: Was at Costco yesterday. Caught 20 seconds of a couple arguing over tires of all things. Felt bad for the husband. I also heard a young and still happy couple just chatting as we walked through 3 aisles together. It was heartwarming to hear two people who still enjoy each other's company.
#15: "How'd you get the scar Tony? Eating pussy?" That line just took on a new meaning.
#17: A lot depends on who wins. If the woke side wins, nobody from the sane side will be left alive to tell the real story.
#20: Al Gore still has a private jet, and it's not a small one.