# 14: Either this blog or another blog I follow has published this one before. Now, as then, it has prompted a donation to The Water Project, providing clean water to communities in Africa and, perhaps, this result means you won't go directly to hell for posting this.
#14, meh. Obviously never been to the Auschwitz theater after a couple liters of rich heavy beer, a succulent pig knuckle, some schnitzel and apple strudel. Comfey chairs, nice and warm, dark, a full belly watching the feature film and snoozing a bit before the tour.
funny thing about number 18. was talking to my neighbors after they spent the day gathering mushrooms. like don't eat that one, Joe died 20 minutes after eating one. these here are okay, I had some last week and saw god for 2 days kind of shit. my uncle told something he learned in WW2. anything you see a monkey eat, you can too. he fought the japs back then. he told me the japs did the same thing.
#7, in spades. And not just restaurants either. Just wait, another 10 or so years, that shit'll be be muzak playing at the grocery and hardware stores.
#16 - Isn't that the demented idiot that has had all manner of plastic surgery trying to look like Barbies boy friend Ken? I kind of remember reading about him somewhere.
#2 The tattoos are not the reason, but unless they are related to your military service, they sure are a good leading indicator. Particularly if you are female.
#7 It's not just Rap it's any music played loud. I object to the screaming, not necessarily what's being screamed, black guys, hillbillies, rednecks, cowboys, Brits, Germans Mexicans, if they yell at me in a shopping center, store, restaurant or open square, I skedaddle.
Wife and I went to our favorite local Tex-Mex place last week. They were playing Mexican rap music. We asked politely if they would turn it off, they did. Us old boomers don't like that shit.
To #16...Take a pint glass, fill it with ice, throw in a a big hunk of juiced lime and 1/2 a shot of "mixing" bourbon (save the second half for round 2) top it off with you're favorite White Claw. I like Black Cherry. It's called a FJB, I consider Jim Beam, Evan Williams etc. as mixing bourbons. Jpaul
# 14: Either this blog or another blog I follow has published this one before. Now, as then, it has prompted a donation to The Water Project, providing clean water to communities in Africa and, perhaps, this result means you won't go directly to hell for posting this.
ReplyDelete#14, meh. Obviously never been to the Auschwitz theater after a couple liters of rich heavy beer, a succulent pig knuckle, some schnitzel and apple strudel. Comfey chairs, nice and warm, dark, a full belly watching the feature film and snoozing a bit before the tour.
DeleteIt's a good thing I didn't have a mouthful of tea when I read #20. It would have sprayed everywhere.
ReplyDeletePersonally I go with the self checkout banana trick.
DeleteThe hard part is having enough for a bar code....
Delete#12: Happiest people have pubic hair on their lips.
ReplyDelete#14: I'm a Family Guy addict. Hold my beer.
12. Are they the same pups from today's Good Morning post?
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funny thing about number 18. was talking to my neighbors after they spent the day gathering
ReplyDeletemushrooms. like don't eat that one, Joe died 20 minutes after eating one.
these here are okay, I had some last week and saw god for 2 days kind of shit.
my uncle told something he learned in WW2. anything you see a monkey eat, you can too.
he fought the japs back then. he told me the japs did the same thing.
Everything in arkansas must've killed off the monkey population then........
Delete#7: Important Safety Tip. Thanks Ken.
ReplyDeleteshouldn't #3 be a picture of Joe Biden???
ReplyDelete#7, in spades. And not just restaurants either. Just wait, another 10 or so years, that shit'll be be muzak playing at the grocery and hardware stores.
ReplyDelete#16 - Isn't that the demented idiot that has had all manner of plastic surgery trying to look like Barbies boy friend Ken? I kind of remember reading about him somewhere.
ReplyDelete#2 The tattoos are not the reason, but unless they are related to your military service, they sure are a good leading indicator. Particularly if you are female.
ReplyDelete#7 It's not just Rap it's any music played loud. I object to the screaming, not necessarily what's being screamed, black guys, hillbillies, rednecks, cowboys, Brits, Germans Mexicans, if they yell at me in a shopping center, store, restaurant or open square, I skedaddle.
ReplyDeleteWife and I went to our favorite local Tex-Mex place last week. They were playing Mexican rap music. We asked politely if they would turn it off, they did. Us old boomers don't like that shit.
DeleteTo #16...Take a pint glass, fill it with ice, throw in a a big hunk of juiced lime and 1/2 a shot of "mixing" bourbon (save the second half for round 2) top it off with you're favorite White Claw. I like Black Cherry. It's called a FJB, I consider Jim Beam, Evan Williams etc. as mixing bourbons.
ReplyDeleteJpaul