As someone who used to ride a bike to work, I can tell you that the million dollar bike paths ( that nobody but bicyclists should voluntarily pay for), go nowhere useful. While I fine any bicyclist that does not stay to the absolute right in the street to be obnoxious, cars also need to understand that it is against the law to ride a bike on the sidewalk nearly everywhere, and many roads have no sidewalks anyways. Be thankful that you have a car to drive. Some folks must use a bicycle to get places. Just share the damn road.
We're constantly hearing from the bicyclists: "Share the road!", "Share the road!" How about YOU people sharing the road once in awhile. Every time I encounter a cyclist on our winding, two-lane, country roads, they're always in the middle of the single lane, they won't get over so traffic can pass no matter what, and then when you do finally get a chance to get around them, they look at you like: "How dare you drive on my highway!" And are they out on that road commuting? Oh hell no. They're all Lance Armstrong wannabe's in their garish costumes out for their morning or evening exercise. And that's ONE cyclist. Shame on you if you encounter two or more at a time. Then, you just have to resign yourself to getting to your destination at 10 to 15 mph.
And meme #5 hit home for me because around here, we DO have an extensive set of brand new - paved - bike paths that were installed at great expense by the taxpayers and are routinely ignored by the Lance Armstrongs while they screw up the traffic on the roads.
I have no problem with sharing the road with cyclists that are considerate of others. Unfortunately a large proportion of them are self involved, self righteous assholes. People hate bicyclists for a reason.
#4 - I'm not sure what advantage is gained by doing that. Pizza seemed pretty perfect to me. #9 - That is so fucking true!!! And, that's a nice looking 9v battery!
4) Fucking geniuses, as depicted, apparently have no clue what it's like to clean an oven when their genius hack, while not cutting back the cheese line, does to an oven. Morons!
I have to admit that back when I lived in the Bay Area and critical mass was a thing I laughed out loud when I saw some guy in Marin got fed up with them and plowed them under.
#5, same goes for those damn mopeds.
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I have seen axactly one bicycle using a bike lane.
ReplyDelete#14 guffaw
ReplyDelete#19 Boy, if that ain't the truth!
ReplyDelete#20 - Vegans - Healing a divided America.
ReplyDelete#17 - I've learned to ignore the voices. Mostly.
ReplyDeleteFFS don’t ignore them! Some of my best friends and conversations have been with all the others or voices in the head.
DeleteSometimes #20 needs to be applied to #5.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who used to ride a bike to work, I can tell you that the million dollar bike paths ( that nobody but bicyclists should voluntarily pay for), go nowhere useful. While I fine any bicyclist that does not stay to the absolute right in the street to be obnoxious, cars also need to understand that it is against the law to ride a bike on the sidewalk nearly everywhere, and many roads have no sidewalks anyways. Be thankful that you have a car to drive. Some folks must use a bicycle to get places. Just share the damn road.
ReplyDeleteWe're constantly hearing from the bicyclists: "Share the road!", "Share the road!"
DeleteHow about YOU people sharing the road once in awhile. Every time I encounter a cyclist on our winding, two-lane, country roads, they're always in the middle of the single lane, they won't get over so traffic can pass no matter what, and then when you do finally get a chance to get around them, they look at you like: "How dare you drive on my highway!" And are they out on that road commuting? Oh hell no. They're all Lance Armstrong wannabe's in their garish costumes out for their morning or evening exercise. And that's ONE cyclist. Shame on you if you encounter two or more at a time. Then, you just have to resign yourself to getting to your destination at 10 to 15 mph.
And meme #5 hit home for me because around here, we DO have an extensive set of brand new - paved - bike paths that were installed at great expense by the taxpayers and are routinely ignored by the Lance Armstrongs while they screw up the traffic on the roads.
Roy wins the day! Fuckin' BIcyclists have zero concept of road sharing.
DeleteI have no problem with sharing the road with cyclists that are considerate of others. Unfortunately a large proportion of them are self involved, self righteous assholes. People hate bicyclists for a reason.
DeleteRoy, I'd like to take issue with everything you said. But I can't. I live in the same reality and agree with you 100%. I just wish it wasn't true.
DeleteHey anon, I'm done sharing the road.
DeleteBut I got a jumbo bag of sugar frosted cocks you can go eat.
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#1 FOR THE WIN!
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard at #11 that I think I my neighbors..
ReplyDeleteAll of these were somewhere between funnier and funniest.
#4 - I'm not sure what advantage is gained by doing that. Pizza seemed pretty perfect to me.
ReplyDelete#9 - That is so fucking true!!! And, that's a nice looking 9v battery!
#4 - There are two pizzas in the toaster oven at the same time.
DeleteIt allows you to get 2 pizzas in the oven at the same time without them partly overlapping.
DeleteExplain #10? Got no guess there. I mean if the kids were mulato, I'd know what the joke was...
ReplyDeleteBrown Eyes=Browneye=Butthole. Poo likes honey, therefore he's about to eat the "brown eye". Hope that helps.
DeleteJust damn… that’s nasty.
DeleteI get those dodgy ones straight away but I don't come across as disgusting. Master of camouflage I am.
Delete4) Fucking geniuses, as depicted, apparently have no clue what it's like to clean an oven when their genius hack, while not cutting back the cheese line, does to an oven. Morons!
ReplyDelete#7. Weird, those babies don't look black.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that back when I lived in the Bay Area and critical mass was a thing I laughed out loud when I saw some guy in Marin got fed up with them and plowed them under.
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