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Friday, March 31, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

About meme #2 - My mother had a Facebook page for a while but got bored with it and gave it up. She never deleted her account, just kinda abandoned it, right? One day some distant cousin told Mom she'd posted some family pictures to her FB page so my dear elderly mother logs into her account for the first time in fucking years to look at pictures of people she hasn't seen since 1946 and truth be known hadn't even thought about in sixty some odd years, and the first thing she sees was that meme from my page. Yeah.....


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18 comments:

  1. #2 - What was mom's reaction?

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    1. She not only unfriended me, she blocked me too.

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    2. ...and you weren't surprised I bet

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    3. Surprised she got back on FB, yes. Surprised she blocked me after she did, no.

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    4. I swear, Kenny, you are funnier than the memes and silly gifs almost every time. I love to read your titles on posts more than the posts. You give me reason to live on many's the day. Thanks. <3

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    5. Life's nothing but fun and games, nines. Or so I keep telling myself.

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  2. No shit! Then the guy changes his mind and wants different tickets. Then just about time he's finishing up, his girl/friend/brother cuts in and wants their tickets. Then the machine won't read their credit card, or they don't have enough money. Then they say, Try it again.

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  3. #20 for the win although there's a few anxious / amused faces in that lineup.

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    1. Biden family photo. That's Joe second from left.

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    2. When you feel your cousin Shirley's chub against your butt, you politely step out of line.

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    3. The tall redhead there in the middle is Conan O’Brien.

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  4. #17 Now I want to know the GPS coordinates of that field so I can pull it up on google earth. And send it to friends that way...

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  5. #18 Just after I retired I was on a one month motorcycle road trip and stopped in Bolder CO to visit my niece and her live-in boyfriend. She was cooking dinner and I had just cleaned up from riding about 500 miles that day. In their den there was a crystal candy dish that had gummy bears in it. I had eaten about 6 of them before she caught me. Apparently 2 gummies was a good buzz and 3 was stoned. Six of them had me fucked up as a rattlesnake and when I did go to sleep I slept for 16 hours.

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  6. #14:Just want until your naive young wife catches on to the whole "this is an investment and we're gonna make a fortune off of this" scam.

    #16: I've noticed that easily 95% of in-store business at gas stations is scratch ticket sales.

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