I used to cut holes for golf. Make them easy for the weekend golfer (center of green on flat areas) Make them difficult for tournaments (behind sand traps and on slopes). But there is a tool to make the edge of the cup flush, which apparently they did not use. And never put the flag on the edge of the green.
My dad and 5 of his friends started a golf course on one of the friends farm, when the guy wanted to stop farming. So I helped pickup rocks, rake, and shovel, etc. I was able to play for free until I was 18. So me, my twin brother, and the son of one of the other men involved would play all day long in the summer. The other kid stuck with it and is good enough to apply for Q school if he wanted to, except of course he is 60 years old now. He played many of the same courses that the pros play, and told me that the hardest part of the courses is the greens. They are all perfect and in top condition all the time, but they are designed to be too tough for the normal golfer. From undulating slopes to dual level to anything the designer can dream up, including sand traps and trees, my friend said that unless you really know how to approach each hole and the green, putting is a nightmare. He has shot par on a couple of the courses, but not many, and not a second time. Local courses around here he is normally at par or a stroke or so under. Remember the saying, "Drive for show, putt for dough.'
#2 - Stuck the landing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's a she, now.
DeleteI sure as hell hope they greased that pole!
Delete#8 - Great place for a hole/sarc
ReplyDeleteIf that's for real, that putt would make me give up golf.
DeleteWindy day for golf
DeleteThat kid is fucked when the air bag deploys.
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ReplyDeleteI played a course with hole locations like that.
The whole round was bullshit.
Never went back.
#4: That gameplayer musta scratched his/her itchy pubes mid play.
ReplyDelete#7 rub his f'ing nose in it
ReplyDeleteSquirrel got some big nuts.
ReplyDeleteWhat is 4? Lice?
ReplyDeleteI used to cut holes for golf. Make them easy for the weekend golfer (center of green on flat areas) Make them difficult for tournaments (behind sand traps and on slopes). But there is a tool to make the edge of the cup flush, which apparently they did not use. And never put the flag on the edge of the green.
ReplyDeleteAnd just off camera are the two guys that cut that hole laughing their asses off - "Damn, did you see how far he threw that club when he missed?"
DeleteMy dad and 5 of his friends started a golf course on one of the friends farm, when the guy wanted to stop farming. So I helped pickup rocks, rake, and shovel, etc. I was able to play for free until I was 18. So me, my twin brother, and the son of one of the other men involved would play all day long in the summer. The other kid stuck with it and is good enough to apply for Q school if he wanted to, except of course he is 60 years old now.
DeleteHe played many of the same courses that the pros play, and told me that the hardest part of the courses is the greens. They are all perfect and in top condition all the time, but they are designed to be too tough for the normal golfer.
From undulating slopes to dual level to anything the designer can dream up, including sand traps and trees, my friend said that unless you really know how to approach each hole and the green, putting is a nightmare.
He has shot par on a couple of the courses, but not many, and not a second time.
Local courses around here he is normally at par or a stroke or so under. Remember the saying, "Drive for show, putt for dough.'
Rick Allen with Def Leppard is pretty good at drumming with one hand, but he can't drink at the same time.
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#4- X Box bugs….the latest download took care of them…
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ReplyDelete4) Nintendo Itch
ReplyDelete#1 With my female dog it's the pop of the banana.
ReplyDelete#2 luckily it didn't go up the poopchute or "Vlad the Impaler" much. That hurt me just watching it.