Law enforcement officials were forced to kill a zebra in Ohio on Sunday after it nearly tore a man’s arm off on his rural property.
Deputies from the Pickaway County Sheriff’s Office received the call from 72-year-old Ronald Clifton at around 5:30 p.m. on Sunday after he reported being attacked by the animal.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
I read that they used a shotgun to take it down. I always wondered what 00 buckshot (if that's what they used) would do to an animal of that size. I guess it worked well.
Zebra attacks in Ohio. Monkey attacks in Oklahoma. Feral black attacks in all 50 states. This place is looking more and more like Wakanda.
ReplyDeleteYour chances of being attacked and killed by a zebra are low bur never zero.
ReplyDeleteWe must all work together to achieve Zero Zebra
DeleteA zero zebra policy always sounds good on the evening news, but its never that black and white.
DeleteWell done, Sir. You really earned your stripes with that one.
DeleteMore zookeepers are injured by zebras than by any other animal. They're vicious.
ReplyDeleteWhen oh when are we going to have common sense Zebra control…??
ReplyDeleteA Møøse once bit my sister ...
ReplyDeleteNo realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti..
Starker was here.
"Video shows the zebra started to walk toward one of the deputies, who warned it to back off," Who knew Ohio deputies are fluent in Zebra?
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to be fluent, just know the right words. I get by in Mexico with, "more beer, where's the bathroom", and "is your sister 18?".
DeleteI read that they used a shotgun to take it down. I always wondered what 00 buckshot (if that's what they used) would do to an animal of that size. I guess it worked well.
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