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Thursday, March 23, 2023

"Wait, you got attacked by a what?"

Law enforcement officials were forced to kill a zebra in Ohio on Sunday after it nearly tore a man’s arm off on his rural property. 

Deputies from the Pickaway County Sheriff’s Office received the call from 72-year-old Ronald Clifton at around 5:30 p.m. on Sunday after he reported being attacked by the animal.
-Capt. Pat

11 comments:

  1. Zebra attacks in Ohio. Monkey attacks in Oklahoma. Feral black attacks in all 50 states. This place is looking more and more like Wakanda.

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  2. Your chances of being attacked and killed by a zebra are low bur never zero.

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    1. We must all work together to achieve Zero Zebra

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    2. A zero zebra policy always sounds good on the evening news, but its never that black and white.

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    3. Well done, Sir. You really earned your stripes with that one.

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  3. More zookeepers are injured by zebras than by any other animal. They're vicious.

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  4. When oh when are we going to have common sense Zebra control…??

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  5. A Møøse once bit my sister ...

    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
    Nordfink".

    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti..

    Starker was here.

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  6. "Video shows the zebra started to walk toward one of the deputies, who warned it to back off," Who knew Ohio deputies are fluent in Zebra?

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    1. You don't have to be fluent, just know the right words. I get by in Mexico with, "more beer, where's the bathroom", and "is your sister 18?".

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  7. I read that they used a shotgun to take it down. I always wondered what 00 buckshot (if that's what they used) would do to an animal of that size. I guess it worked well.

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