A man driving a goat cart. A girl is hitchhiking. The man says, Whoa goat, get in girl, get up goat. He propositions her and she says no. He says, Whoa goat, get out girl, get up goat. Soon another girl is hitchhiking. Whoa goat, get in girl, get up goat. He proosistions he and she says no. The man says, Whoa goat, get out girl, get in goat.
I've dumped more than a couple girlfriends over my dogs. I never gave it a second thought. I figure my dogs depend on me, but a girlfriend is perfectly capable of surviving on her own.
Damn straight!
ReplyDeleteOG
Agree. Dogs= total loyalty and love. Women=conditional loyalty and love.
DeleteA man driving a goat cart. A girl is hitchhiking. The man says, Whoa goat, get in girl, get up goat. He propositions her and she says no. He says, Whoa goat, get out girl, get up goat. Soon another girl is hitchhiking. Whoa goat, get in girl, get up goat. He proosistions he and she says no. The man says, Whoa goat, get out girl, get in goat.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, dogs draw in more than they discourage.
ReplyDeletedriving on the wrong side of the road, too
ReplyDeleteNot likely, it is a right-hand drive car.
DeleteWise man.
ReplyDeleteHe’s a Brit. Do they like dogs (Corgies, maybe)?
ReplyDeleteNo they don't but because they're all pussys Saffers, Ozzies and New Zealanders do and we all drive on the right side of the road like brits.
DeleteMac
Yes, Brits like dogs. I've been told DON'T run over a dog in England, they'll get more upset than if you ran over their child.
DeleteYep, Happened to me. My boyfriend wanted to get rid of the dog so I got rid of him.
ReplyDeleteI've dumped more than a couple girlfriends over my dogs. I never gave it a second thought.
DeleteI figure my dogs depend on me, but a girlfriend is perfectly capable of surviving on her own.