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Friday, March 03, 2023

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

In a harebrained scheme destined to fail, a Florida Woman thought she could game a court-ordered urinalysis test with a pill container “filled with soda and tap water,” according to court records.

5 comments:

  1. You can get away with this in alabama. I know a girl who habitually had a ziploc bag tight with pee and she'd nick it with a nail. Unless the girl watching takes a good look, it us easy to get away with.

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    1. When I worked for Safeway's warehouse, I was involved in a minor accident and company policy stated that any accident resulting in any injury, no matter how small, was cause for a drug test.
      Not only did they watch me piss into the cup, but they immediately took the temperature of the sample to make sure it came out of me right then.

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    2. I'm thinking that the person UberFisher referred to would be keeping that bag of pee where it would be at body temperature.

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    3. It doesn't matter where you keep it, unless it's inside of you. Just because you have one side of the baggie touching your body doesn't mean that it'll stay at body temperature. It's going to cool off some.

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  2. I know a couple (now retired) ATC air traffic control fellows who kept test tube of piss taped to their leg. Kept it warm enough & unless right there looking, was easy to manipulate into the cup.

    Worked like a charm they said btw, went to one of their parties... holy fk, about all were alcoholics, damn near all smoked too
    Had a great time!

    ch

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