A Florida Man slapped his wife in the face with a slice of pizza during an argument in their residence, according to cops who reported that the alleged crime scene was sauce splattered.
As the culprit, Ortelio Alfonso, was swinging for left field he was hear shouting: "Shuta ya fuckin' mouth Maria. Next time I find pineapple ona my slice youse sleeping witha da fishes"!
Why the hell do people even call the cops for trivial crap like that? And why do cops arrest them? Hell just poking somebody is the chest is now assault.
Hell when I was younger people would have full on fist fights and the cops would show up, make the fighters shake hands and promise to knock it off, and then leave without arresting anybody.
As the culprit, Ortelio Alfonso, was swinging for left field he was hear shouting: "Shuta ya fuckin' mouth Maria. Next time I find pineapple ona my slice youse sleeping witha da fishes"!
ReplyDeleteArrested for wasting a slice of pizza.
ReplyDeleteBitches better recognize!
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell do people even call the cops for trivial crap like that? And why do cops arrest them? Hell just poking somebody is the chest is now assault.
ReplyDeleteHell when I was younger people would have full on fist fights and the cops would show up, make the fighters shake hands and promise to knock it off, and then leave without arresting anybody.