FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. - A Flagler County man was arrested after deputies said he shot and killed his own dog, but tried to blame it on a home intruder that didn't exist.
I might be able to identify with this guy. 50 years ago I had a dog that was what I called a "vindictive shitter". That fuckin' dog shit in my shoes, in the bath tub, on the bed, in my car. That dog could conjure up a turd in the time it took for me to walk out to the mailbox and back. Well, I had had enough of this and one night I had the dog by the throat in one hand and my .38 in the other and I was going out back and finish this thing. My ex pleaded me not to do the deed and I caved. The very next day this ol' black guy came along and said "that sure is a good lookin' dog". I said "you want it?" I opened the rear door of his car, the dog hopped in and the last I saw of it as I waved goodbye was the dog looking back at me from the passenger side rear window. Probably lucky I didn't shoot myself in the hand that night.
I might be able to identify with this guy. 50 years ago I had a dog that was what I called a "vindictive shitter". That fuckin' dog shit in my shoes, in the bath tub, on the bed, in my car. That dog could conjure up a turd in the time it took for me to walk out to the mailbox and back. Well, I had had enough of this and one night I had the dog by the throat in one hand and my .38 in the other and I was going out back and finish this thing. My ex pleaded me not to do the deed and I caved. The very next day this ol' black guy came along and said "that sure is a good lookin' dog". I said "you want it?" I opened the rear door of his car, the dog hopped in and the last I saw of it as I waved goodbye was the dog looking back at me from the passenger side rear window. Probably lucky I didn't shoot myself in the hand that night.
ReplyDeleteHe might have shot deputy dog, but at least he didn't shoot Foghorn Leghorn.
ReplyDeleteIf he had just called the cops first, they probably would have shot the dog as soon as they got there. SOP.
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