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Wednesday, March 01, 2023

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

A husband attempted to retrieve his wife who was found passed out at a town square in The Villages.

His efforts were unsuccessful and she wound up going to jail rather than back to her home.

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Fucking lightweight. I can't remember the last time I pissed myself, if I ever did.

7 comments:

  1. If my wife she soon would be single but of course I would be too. With the police report, now is the time to file for divorce while the iron is hot. I think even a female judge would be appalled and the husband just might make out ok in court.

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    1. Sadly, not in Florida. We're kind of conservative but the womyns rule in court. I have a friend whose ex-wife went batshitcrazy (as in Baker-acted every week for a year then hospitalized) and she gets half his pension even though he has the kids. She has to pay him child support but she hasn't paid one cent and is in arrears over $10k. But the state won't send her to jail or prison for non-payment (like they do males) and won't take the CS out of her monthly pension amount.

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  2. A self-entitled transplant from a blue state. It figures.

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  3. Saw her picture and she looks like she did 1/2 the Ruski army in just one night. She musta been a real party girl in her late teens.

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  4. What will the neighbors think?

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    1. Same as the week before! Sounds like she was doing tequila shooters

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  5. "I can't remember the last time I pissed myself, if I ever did."
    If, and I hope not, you ever have your prostate out, you will be able to remember it.

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