Voice of experience here. Each of those women will be/have been experts in vacuum cleaner repair and replacement before age 35... to the point where they'd rather crawl on their hands and knees to pull up the hair from everywhere and deliver it to the great out of doors as fodder for birds' nests.
My ex said it was fucking with the lawn mower as badly as the vacuum. So, truly, if you love women with hair that long, the way to her heart is a new vacuum cleaner, one that will suck the chrome off whatever has chrome on it AND does not employ brush rollers... like maybe a shop vac with jet engines.
Ugh! Vanity at it's worst. With women like this it is all about the hair. What a useless, nonfunctional fashion statement. "Yeah, I know the SHTF but what about my hair?"
Women with hair that long give lousy head....they have to constantly stop and get their damn hair outta the way....although, pigtails work, and they act like a built in handle...
That's a lot of butt hair.
ReplyDeleteyup. every 4-5 months I have to clean the drain here because of her hair. not that long, but long enough to clog up the damn shower drain.
ReplyDeleteVoice of experience here. Each of those women will be/have been experts in vacuum cleaner repair and replacement before age 35... to the point where they'd rather crawl on their hands and knees to pull up the hair from everywhere and deliver it to the great out of doors as fodder for birds' nests.
ReplyDeleteMy ex said it was fucking with the lawn mower as badly as the vacuum. So, truly, if you love women with hair that long, the way to her heart is a new vacuum cleaner, one that will suck the chrome off whatever has chrome on it AND does not employ brush rollers... like maybe a shop vac with jet engines.
No. REALLY.
A rainbow will handle it. They have easy to access belt driven brushes. Buddha
DeleteUgh! Vanity at it's worst. With women like this it is all about the hair. What a useless, nonfunctional fashion statement. "Yeah, I know the SHTF but what about my hair?"
ReplyDeleteUgh, I can smell the cat piss from here.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but hell no.
ReplyDeleteYa can't fool me it's the Rapunzel sisters.
ReplyDeleteWomen with hair that long give lousy head....they have to constantly stop and get their damn hair outta the way....although, pigtails work, and they act like a built in handle...
ReplyDeleteI have to get down on my hands and knees to clean out drains near or at the trap.
ReplyDeleteGrab a handful of hair and give her a spermanate
ReplyDeleteBackwoods Okie
They probably don't wear their hair loose very often: pig tails and buns.
ReplyDeleteEvil Franklin
Just use a removable drain filter, duh. I RESPECT their beautiful hair which requires great care, and it's frankly worth it.
ReplyDeleteRun.
ReplyDeleteMy grandmother's hair was long like that. Pure white. She combed and braided it, then wound it into a bun every day.
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